I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.

Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - May 09, 2005 12:17:38 pm PDT #2535 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's really Hootie.

t cries all over her Hootie concert paraphanalia and "Fairweather Johnson" CD.


Sean K - May 09, 2005 12:17:54 pm PDT #2536 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I thought those were the Carl's ads, which are just nasty.

I have a penis, and therefore uncooked meat, buns still in the bag, and avocados confuse and frighten me.

(Okay, maybe I'm not the best guy to get defensive about those commercials, but even I am not as intimidated by cooking as the guys they show in those commercials.


Aims - May 09, 2005 12:19:17 pm PDT #2537 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Huh? I had to look up the lyrics just to make sure that that was indeed what was really said. All the while during this hypnotic trance is a visual bombardment of more cowboys, buxom burger wenches and soft-core porn starlets lusciously devouring chicken sandwiches.

Ok, babe? It's a rewrite of "Big Rock Candy Mountain." Learn your hobo songs.

x-post with Nutty. What I git fer skimmin'


Jessica - May 09, 2005 12:19:54 pm PDT #2538 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have a penis, and therefore uncooked meat, buns still in the bag, and avocados confuse and frighten me.

Not having seen the ads in question, I just had a frightening moment of wondering what "buns in the bag" was a euphemism for. Nevermind the uncooked meat and avocados.


Gudanov - May 09, 2005 12:20:04 pm PDT #2539 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

even I am not as intimidated by cooking as the guys they show in those commercials

Whatever. I do by far most of the cooking in my family.


shrift - May 09, 2005 12:20:40 pm PDT #2540 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.

"Not my day" doesn't even begin to cover it.


Nutty - May 09, 2005 12:21:31 pm PDT #2541 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Not having seen the ads in question, I just had a frightening moment of wondering what "buns in the bag" was a euphemism for. Nevermind the uncooked meat and avocados.

Me, I was having trouble parsing how "I have a penis" and "uncooked meat" could go into a sentence that did not end in tragedy.


Gudanov - May 09, 2005 12:21:39 pm PDT #2542 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.

Are these two things related?


Aims - May 09, 2005 12:22:26 pm PDT #2543 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For a second, I thought she was rewriting the BK lyrics.


Glamcookie - May 09, 2005 12:22:45 pm PDT #2544 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I hate the Carl's ads because they show guys (and girls) shoving giant dripping hamburgers in their mouths. Ew. They also have an icky slogan that I can't think of right now...