I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - May 09, 2005 12:17:38 pm PDT #2535 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's really Hootie.

t cries all over her Hootie concert paraphanalia and "Fairweather Johnson" CD.


Sean K - May 09, 2005 12:17:54 pm PDT #2536 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I thought those were the Carl's ads, which are just nasty.

I have a penis, and therefore uncooked meat, buns still in the bag, and avocados confuse and frighten me.

(Okay, maybe I'm not the best guy to get defensive about those commercials, but even I am not as intimidated by cooking as the guys they show in those commercials.


Aims - May 09, 2005 12:19:17 pm PDT #2537 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Huh? I had to look up the lyrics just to make sure that that was indeed what was really said. All the while during this hypnotic trance is a visual bombardment of more cowboys, buxom burger wenches and soft-core porn starlets lusciously devouring chicken sandwiches.

Ok, babe? It's a rewrite of "Big Rock Candy Mountain." Learn your hobo songs.

x-post with Nutty. What I git fer skimmin'


Jessica - May 09, 2005 12:19:54 pm PDT #2538 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have a penis, and therefore uncooked meat, buns still in the bag, and avocados confuse and frighten me.

Not having seen the ads in question, I just had a frightening moment of wondering what "buns in the bag" was a euphemism for. Nevermind the uncooked meat and avocados.


Gudanov - May 09, 2005 12:20:04 pm PDT #2539 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

even I am not as intimidated by cooking as the guys they show in those commercials

Whatever. I do by far most of the cooking in my family.


shrift - May 09, 2005 12:20:40 pm PDT #2540 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.

"Not my day" doesn't even begin to cover it.


Nutty - May 09, 2005 12:21:31 pm PDT #2541 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Not having seen the ads in question, I just had a frightening moment of wondering what "buns in the bag" was a euphemism for. Nevermind the uncooked meat and avocados.

Me, I was having trouble parsing how "I have a penis" and "uncooked meat" could go into a sentence that did not end in tragedy.


Gudanov - May 09, 2005 12:21:39 pm PDT #2542 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.

Are these two things related?


Aims - May 09, 2005 12:22:26 pm PDT #2543 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For a second, I thought she was rewriting the BK lyrics.


Glamcookie - May 09, 2005 12:22:45 pm PDT #2544 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I hate the Carl's ads because they show guys (and girls) shoving giant dripping hamburgers in their mouths. Ew. They also have an icky slogan that I can't think of right now...