No. And yes. It's always sudden.

Tara ,'Storyteller'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 09, 2005 12:20:40 pm PDT #2540 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.

"Not my day" doesn't even begin to cover it.


Nutty - May 09, 2005 12:21:31 pm PDT #2541 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Not having seen the ads in question, I just had a frightening moment of wondering what "buns in the bag" was a euphemism for. Nevermind the uncooked meat and avocados.

Me, I was having trouble parsing how "I have a penis" and "uncooked meat" could go into a sentence that did not end in tragedy.


Gudanov - May 09, 2005 12:21:39 pm PDT #2542 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.

Are these two things related?


Aims - May 09, 2005 12:22:26 pm PDT #2543 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For a second, I thought she was rewriting the BK lyrics.


Glamcookie - May 09, 2005 12:22:45 pm PDT #2544 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I hate the Carl's ads because they show guys (and girls) shoving giant dripping hamburgers in their mouths. Ew. They also have an icky slogan that I can't think of right now...


Sean K - May 09, 2005 12:23:47 pm PDT #2545 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh dear. I'm glad I could bring a little bizarre, porny surreality to some people's afternoons.


sumi - May 09, 2005 12:24:14 pm PDT #2546 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Dana -- I know!


Sean K - May 09, 2005 12:25:14 pm PDT #2547 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I hate the Carl's ads because they show guys (and girls) shoving giant dripping hamburgers in their mouths. Ew.

Seriously. Those ads are so gross, they're the one set of ads featuring hot women that I can't stand to look at. I'll change the channel every time, regardles of how attractive the eater in question is.


Jesse - May 09, 2005 12:25:32 pm PDT #2548 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe it's just me with the freakish recall of song lyrics, but that Hootie BK ad is at least effective -- I totally find myself with "you can have it your way with the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch" running through my head.


§ ita § - May 09, 2005 12:30:44 pm PDT #2549 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Carl's Jr: If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

They should just go with "a meat party in your mouth."

Didn't like Hootie before, don't like what they're selling now.