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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I have a penis, and therefore uncooked meat, buns still in the bag, and avocados confuse and frighten me.
Not having seen the ads in question, I just had a frightening moment of wondering what "buns in the bag" was a euphemism for. Nevermind the uncooked meat and avocados.
even I am not as intimidated by cooking as the guys they show in those commercials
Whatever. I do by far most of the cooking in my family.
The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.
"Not my day" doesn't even begin to cover it.
Not having seen the ads in question, I just had a frightening moment of wondering what "buns in the bag" was a euphemism for. Nevermind the uncooked meat and avocados.
Me, I was having trouble parsing how "I have a penis" and "uncooked meat" could go into a sentence that did not end in tragedy.
The stairwell smells like perm and I have noodles on my pants.
Are these two things related?
For a second, I thought she was rewriting the BK lyrics.
I hate the Carl's ads because they show guys (and girls) shoving giant dripping hamburgers in their mouths. Ew. They also have an icky slogan that I can't think of right now...
Oh dear. I'm glad I could bring a little bizarre, porny surreality to some people's afternoons.
Dana -- I know!
I hate the Carl's ads because they show guys (and girls) shoving giant dripping hamburgers in their mouths. Ew.
Seriously. Those ads are so gross, they're the one set of ads featuring hot women that I can't stand to look at. I'll change the channel every time, regardles of how attractive the eater in question is.