I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - May 04, 2005 8:14:12 am PDT #1227 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I do the corners thing. Drives DH nuts because he just never thinks of it. I'm the designated fitted-sheet folder in our house.

And, well, the flat sheets and pillowcases, too. I like the flat hems to be straight and tidy, and I like the pillowcases folded in thirds, and then thirds again. It keeps the crease from being in the center when you put it on the pillow. And of course you put the clean ones at the bottom of the stack, and by the time you've used the ones on top, they're "pressed" and smooth.

And, actually, I do the towels, too. He folds them in half crosswise, then in quarters, etc. I fold them in half lengthwise, then in quarters, because I don't have to unfold them all the way and refold them lengthwise to hang them in the bathroom, and he never thinks of that.

But he's the superior knit-shirt folder. He doesn't even need one of those flip-flap things, and he gets the collar centered every time.

It's a partnership sorta deal.


Jesse - May 04, 2005 8:14:45 am PDT #1228 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not saying I actually use a table and make them that nice, but that is definitely the perfect version of the method I learned from my parents.

We got seated in the very last row, right in the middle, so it's doubtful that we'll show up in any crowd shots, but it was a lot of fun.

Yeah, I looked for you, but no.


Cashmere - May 04, 2005 8:15:10 am PDT #1229 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hundreds and hundreds and maybe even thousands of brand new books. It was kind of depressing.

Kinda? I think that would bring me to tears.


lori - May 04, 2005 8:16:02 am PDT #1230 of 10001

When does it air in your zone? It's not on until 3p here.


DXMachina - May 04, 2005 8:16:08 am PDT #1231 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'm with Jesse. I've been doing it that way for years. I learned it from my mother.


Jesse - May 04, 2005 8:17:56 am PDT #1232 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We get Ellen at 10 am. Then another channel runs it in the afternoon.


§ ita § - May 04, 2005 8:18:01 am PDT #1233 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those aren't the sort of things my mother taught me. I have no doubt that she and whatever help we had at any time folded the sheets perfectly, because I'm appalled at the way mine look in comparison ... so I'm glad to know there's a way.

It'd be really nice if this migraine would clear up in time for me to be cogent on my 11 o'clock call.


msbelle - May 04, 2005 8:18:19 am PDT #1234 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Please to kill today.

thanks.

I'll send cookies.


Jessica - May 04, 2005 8:21:12 am PDT #1235 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I learned how to fold sheets from my mother, but once I was introducted to the "stuff them all in a pillowcase" method, there was no going back.


Daisy Jane - May 04, 2005 8:21:58 am PDT #1236 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'll provide milk for msbelle's cookies for the today-killer.