Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 04, 2005 8:18:01 am PDT #1233 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those aren't the sort of things my mother taught me. I have no doubt that she and whatever help we had at any time folded the sheets perfectly, because I'm appalled at the way mine look in comparison ... so I'm glad to know there's a way.

It'd be really nice if this migraine would clear up in time for me to be cogent on my 11 o'clock call.


msbelle - May 04, 2005 8:18:19 am PDT #1234 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Please to kill today.

thanks.

I'll send cookies.


Jessica - May 04, 2005 8:21:12 am PDT #1235 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I learned how to fold sheets from my mother, but once I was introducted to the "stuff them all in a pillowcase" method, there was no going back.


Daisy Jane - May 04, 2005 8:21:58 am PDT #1236 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'll provide milk for msbelle's cookies for the today-killer.


Connie Neil - May 04, 2005 8:27:16 am PDT #1237 of 10001
brillig

Does anyone iron their sheets?


shrift - May 04, 2005 8:29:55 am PDT #1238 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Just, you know, I'm looking forward to going through your list.

Hee. It's not that kind of list. Okay, I know I have a handful of books that I think will get snapped up right away, but mostly I think it will be a "now you know why I'm not going to ask for shipping" kind of list.


sarameg - May 04, 2005 8:32:07 am PDT #1239 of 10001

Kinda? I think that would bring me to tears.

Well, you were surrounded by thousands of books you weren't destroying. Besides, you just became numb to it after the kajillionth Sweet Valley High Babysitter's Horror Mystery Special Edition #47 you destroyed.

I made an attempt at today, but is scuttled off howling and bleeding and I really might have made it worse and I'm so so sorry if that's the case....


Aims - May 04, 2005 8:36:23 am PDT #1240 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sweet Valley High Babysitter's Horror Mystery Special Edition #47 you destroyed.

t bursts into tears


Susan W. - May 04, 2005 8:41:52 am PDT #1241 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

once I was introducted to the "stuff them all in a pillowcase" method, there was no going back.

Sister! It's the perfect method. No need to root around in your crowded closet, because you know everything you need is in the pillowcase.


beekaytee - May 04, 2005 8:46:09 am PDT #1242 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Bah! Target gets no respect from me. Martha's minions taught me that sheet folding method years ago. pshah.

Also, you can open any jar with two rubber bands.

I'm tellin' ya. Martha may be many things, but she's got good minions.

While I've never ironed a sheet in my life (my grandmother did...along with pouring boiling water over every dish in the house even if it was just breathed on), I find sheets folded the pockety way stand up in stacks more neatly and come out less wrinkly.

Now if I could just hire someone to vacuum every day, my housekeeping would be complete.