Does anyone iron their sheets?

Just, you know, I'm looking forward to going through your list.

Hee. It's not that kind of list. Okay, I know I have a handful of books that I think will get snapped up right away, but mostly I think it will be a "now you know why I'm not going to ask for shipping" kind of list.

Kinda? I think that would bring me to tears.

Well, you were surrounded by thousands of books you weren't destroying. Besides, you just became numb to it after the kajillionth Sweet Valley High Babysitter's Horror Mystery Special Edition #47 you destroyed.

I made an attempt at today, but is scuttled off howling and bleeding and I really might have made it worse and I'm so so sorry if that's the case....

Sweet Valley High Babysitter's Horror Mystery Special Edition #47 you destroyed.

t bursts into tears

once I was introducted to the "stuff them all in a pillowcase" method, there was no going back.

Sister! It's the perfect method. No need to root around in your crowded closet, because you know everything you need is in the pillowcase.

Bah! Target gets no respect from me. Martha's minions taught me that sheet folding method years ago. pshah.

Also, you can open any jar with two rubber bands.

I'm tellin' ya. Martha may be many things, but she's got good minions.

While I've never ironed a sheet in my life (my grandmother did...along with pouring boiling water over every dish in the house even if it was just breathed on), I find sheets folded the pockety way stand up in stacks more neatly and come out less wrinkly.

Now if I could just hire someone to vacuum every day, my housekeeping would be complete.

Also, you can open any jar with two rubber bands.

You can open any jar by banging it (lid down) on the ground, three times.

I wasn't able to follow those directions exactly (I didn't have a corner hanging down), but I may have achieved the same end. The sheet is really nice and flat and stuff. Shame it was wrinkled when I started, but still.

The pillowcase method of sorting is no good to me, since I mix and match the sets at the time of bedmaking.

Sheets are pretty thin. I wonder if you could half-arsed iron them, once they're folded like that--not that I ever will iron sheets.

I use zippered bags rather than pillowcases (damned cats) but that's for the spare sheets. I don't fold the ones I use on my bed. They go from dryer to bed.