Yikes, vw. I'm glad it seems under control. How scary!
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What's more exciting?
vw's neighborhood nearly on fire?
or
erika's neighborhood in a copkilling spree?
or
three footed dingo coyote in Cindy's yard?
I don't know Hec. I think they're all pretty damn exciting. So much so that I wish my name wasn't attached to one of them!
So much so that I wish my name wasn't attached to one of them!
I can change it to: Emily's neighborhood nearly on fire?
Feel better?
You know what I think. Y'all are being way too passive about the amount of chaos in your neighborhoods. You can't just sit back and let the chaos happen to you. You need to go out and set some other neighborhoods on fire. Unleash the crack-addled coyotes!
This seems to beg a Firefly quote. There's a perfect one in Our Mrs. Reynolds.
Unfortunately, my brain is shot right now, and I cannot remember it.
I can change it to: Emily's neighborhood nearly on fire?
Feel better?
For some reason, that makes it worse. Thanks for trying, though.
Unleash the crack-addled coyotes!
I had a COW loose in my neighborhood once. No, seriously. Trudy can vouch for that.
It wasn't crack-addled, or on fire, though. Or the Man-Eating Cow from the Tick. So really, kind of boring.
When we lived across the street from the zoo, we once had turkey vultures in the front yard. More exciting than cows, but not any more dangerous.
They're cleaning up right now. It's still loud. I called my mom, and she's like, "WHAT is going on there?"
Mine was a cow that had escaped from a *slaughterhouse.* Hand to God. It jumped a fence and took off. I think it took 5 days to be caught. After that, it wasn't killed and made into food, I guess as a reward for showing some initiative. PETA or some group took it to a farm where it could remain un-dinner-ified and eventually die of old age or disease.