This seems to beg a Firefly quote. There's a perfect one in Our Mrs. Reynolds.

Unfortunately, my brain is shot right now, and I cannot remember it.

I can change it to: Emily's neighborhood nearly on fire?

Feel better?

For some reason, that makes it worse. Thanks for trying, though.

Unleash the crack-addled coyotes!

I had a COW loose in my neighborhood once. No, seriously. Trudy can vouch for that.

It wasn't crack-addled, or on fire, though. Or the Man-Eating Cow from the Tick. So really, kind of boring.

When we lived across the street from the zoo, we once had turkey vultures in the front yard. More exciting than cows, but not any more dangerous.

They're cleaning up right now. It's still loud. I called my mom, and she's like, "WHAT is going on there?"

Mine was a cow that had escaped from a *slaughterhouse.* Hand to God. It jumped a fence and took off. I think it took 5 days to be caught. After that, it wasn't killed and made into food, I guess as a reward for showing some initiative. PETA or some group took it to a farm where it could remain un-dinner-ified and eventually die of old age or disease.

erkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol

Ooh, really? I think I've seen it at the liquor store and wondered if it was good.

I do not fail the pencil test in the slightest....but I also am a AA. I'd rather be a little less perky and a little more boobtacular, but at least I've got something. (Of course, I normally end up wearing a bra for nipplage and chafing issues, if nothing else)

But Plei, mine will never do a corset proud the way yours and Vortex's (and other Bitches') do!

Girl, you just said you had a C cup. Hush your mouth.

Heck, I keep reading about y'all who are like "I got these overnight", and remembering in 7th and 8th grade (and 9th, and...) when I kept waiting for that to happen, and finally had to say "Wait, you mean this is all I get? WTF???"

However, I'm quite good at faking having breasts/cleavage. For what I've got.

And I'm currently pissed because it's been SIX AND A HALF WEEKS, AND NO CORSET. DAMN YOU, MESCHANTES!! (I emailed last week, and they were like "it'll ship next week!". I emailed again tonight)

We're getting him this

Steph, that's hysterical. I hope he enjoys it!!

$100!! For well-baby visits??? WTF??

Er...maybe if you're saying only the first visit is to make sure she's a well baby, and the others are...um...something else. Otherwise? Ridiculous.

I miss my old insurance. It was SOOOO good. And my current insurance? Kinda sucks. And I haven't even had to deal with much!!

I had a COW loose in my neighborhood once

There were buffalo loose in Sarameg and Lisa's neighborhood(ish) the other week...

There were buffalo loose in Sarameg and Lisa's neighborhood(ish) the other week...

2 miles up the road from me! They shut down a beltway exit! Google it for whacky buffalos leaping tennis net pictures.

Great. I leave the area, and then all the cool stuff starts happening.

Stoopid buffalo.

It cause me much confusion waking up to traffic reports, Anne. I thought it was a dream for nearly 8 hours.

I think the buffalo are destined to be dinner, anyway.