Mine was a cow that had escaped from a *slaughterhouse.* Hand to God. It jumped a fence and took off. I think it took 5 days to be caught. After that, it wasn't killed and made into food, I guess as a reward for showing some initiative. PETA or some group took it to a farm where it could remain un-dinner-ified and eventually die of old age or disease.
The Bay City Rollers, now that's music.
Giles ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 4:38:14 pm PDT #8705 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
meara - May 11, 2005 5:25:23 pm PDT #8706 of 10001
erkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol
Ooh, really? I think I've seen it at the liquor store and wondered if it was good.
I do not fail the pencil test in the slightest....but I also am a AA. I'd rather be a little less perky and a little more boobtacular, but at least I've got something. (Of course, I normally end up wearing a bra for nipplage and chafing issues, if nothing else)
But Plei, mine will never do a corset proud the way yours and Vortex's (and other Bitches') do!
Girl, you just said you had a C cup. Hush your mouth.
Heck, I keep reading about y'all who are like "I got these overnight", and remembering in 7th and 8th grade (and 9th, and...) when I kept waiting for that to happen, and finally had to say "Wait, you mean this is all I get? WTF???"
However, I'm quite good at faking having breasts/cleavage. For what I've got.
And I'm currently pissed because it's been SIX AND A HALF WEEKS, AND NO CORSET. DAMN YOU, MESCHANTES!! (I emailed last week, and they were like "it'll ship next week!". I emailed again tonight)
We're getting him this
Steph, that's hysterical. I hope he enjoys it!!
$100!! For well-baby visits??? WTF??
Er...maybe if you're saying only the first visit is to make sure she's a well baby, and the others are...um...something else. Otherwise? Ridiculous.
I miss my old insurance. It was SOOOO good. And my current insurance? Kinda sucks. And I haven't even had to deal with much!!
I had a COW loose in my neighborhood once
There were buffalo loose in Sarameg and Lisa's neighborhood(ish) the other week...
sarameg - May 11, 2005 5:27:16 pm PDT #8707 of 10001
There were buffalo loose in Sarameg and Lisa's neighborhood(ish) the other week...
2 miles up the road from me! They shut down a beltway exit! Google it for whacky buffalos leaping tennis net pictures.
Anne W. - May 11, 2005 5:28:10 pm PDT #8708 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Great. I leave the area, and then all the cool stuff starts happening.
Stoopid buffalo.
sarameg - May 11, 2005 5:29:46 pm PDT #8709 of 10001
It cause me much confusion waking up to traffic reports, Anne. I thought it was a dream for nearly 8 hours.
I think the buffalo are destined to be dinner, anyway.
DCJensen - May 11, 2005 5:32:23 pm PDT #8710 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
"A møøse once bit my sister"
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 5:41:21 pm PDT #8711 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Hey Cashmere, I have found this is the only cabinet lock that Leif cannot open/destroy.
Pain in the ass to install, but very effective.
WindSparrow - May 11, 2005 6:22:07 pm PDT #8712 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Connie Neil:
Ski resorts in Utah are reopening, at least on the weekends.
Happy roughly 30 days till summer.
It's unseasonably cool here in Arizona too. It only got up to 84ish today. My toes are still fricking cold at night! A co-worker told me that one of the local news crews had a bet going on when the first triple-digit day would be, and the only one still in the running is the sports guy who jokingly said, "Never".
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 6:34:05 pm PDT #8713 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I had a COW loose in my neighborhood once. No, seriously. Trudy can vouch for that.
We saw it.
It was disguised as a cat.
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 7:37:41 pm PDT #8714 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Damn sneaky cat-cow.