erkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol

Ooh, really? I think I've seen it at the liquor store and wondered if it was good.

I do not fail the pencil test in the slightest....but I also am a AA. I'd rather be a little less perky and a little more boobtacular, but at least I've got something. (Of course, I normally end up wearing a bra for nipplage and chafing issues, if nothing else)

But Plei, mine will never do a corset proud the way yours and Vortex's (and other Bitches') do!

Girl, you just said you had a C cup. Hush your mouth.

Heck, I keep reading about y'all who are like "I got these overnight", and remembering in 7th and 8th grade (and 9th, and...) when I kept waiting for that to happen, and finally had to say "Wait, you mean this is all I get? WTF???"

However, I'm quite good at faking having breasts/cleavage. For what I've got.

And I'm currently pissed because it's been SIX AND A HALF WEEKS, AND NO CORSET. DAMN YOU, MESCHANTES!! (I emailed last week, and they were like "it'll ship next week!". I emailed again tonight)

We're getting him this

Steph, that's hysterical. I hope he enjoys it!!

$100!! For well-baby visits??? WTF??

Er...maybe if you're saying only the first visit is to make sure she's a well baby, and the others are...um...something else. Otherwise? Ridiculous.

I miss my old insurance. It was SOOOO good. And my current insurance? Kinda sucks. And I haven't even had to deal with much!!

I had a COW loose in my neighborhood once

There were buffalo loose in Sarameg and Lisa's neighborhood(ish) the other week...

There were buffalo loose in Sarameg and Lisa's neighborhood(ish) the other week...

2 miles up the road from me! They shut down a beltway exit! Google it for whacky buffalos leaping tennis net pictures.

Great. I leave the area, and then all the cool stuff starts happening.

Stoopid buffalo.

It cause me much confusion waking up to traffic reports, Anne. I thought it was a dream for nearly 8 hours.

I think the buffalo are destined to be dinner, anyway.

"A møøse once bit my sister"

Hey Cashmere, I have found this is the only cabinet lock that Leif cannot open/destroy.

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Pain in the ass to install, but very effective.

Connie Neil:

Ski resorts in Utah are reopening, at least on the weekends.

Happy roughly 30 days till summer.

It's unseasonably cool here in Arizona too. It only got up to 84ish today. My toes are still fricking cold at night! A co-worker told me that one of the local news crews had a bet going on when the first triple-digit day would be, and the only one still in the running is the sports guy who jokingly said, "Never".

I had a COW loose in my neighborhood once. No, seriously. Trudy can vouch for that.

We saw it.

It was disguised as a cat.

Damn sneaky cat-cow.

Tonight I was at another meeting to learn how to kick NeoCon ass. I would really like to do that ita-style but the flesh will not permit. Must aim for the pen/sword thing. The driver passed The Fatal Corner and gawked...I found it unseemly. He was a real person with a real life and it's over...have some respect.