A whole lot of it is inaccurate
I am shocked, shocked to hear this!
Your high-horse doesn't get any taller when you quote things out of context, dear. The post in its entirety was about how that facet is problematic to inexperienced lovers.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2005 11:17:59 am PDT #5845 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Atropa - Apr 26, 2005 11:18:50 am PDT #5846 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I've never actually seen a porn movie.
I prefer written porn (smut, erotica, whatever you want to call it) to pictures.
Jesus, the Brits are fucking brilliant humanitarians. Jilli, seriously, I will send you or your MIL MONEY -- cold, hard cash -- for a box.
The next time Pete talks to his mum, I'll have him ask her to send more of the Feminax. It is just like Midol + codeine, as in it has 50mg of caffeine per tablet. But that just means I don't slump face-down on the keyboard after taking it.
Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:19:43 am PDT #5847 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Next you'll be telling me that most of the "positions" in porn movies only exist to give the camera a better angle on the action.
world view shatters
JohnSweden - Apr 26, 2005 11:20:24 am PDT #5848 of 10001
I can't even.
Unimpressed, mister "loves to walk on the beach with his girlfriend."
Wasn't it Sean who shared with us that he thought transexual porn was gateway? I think that earns a few more than misty water-coloured memory points.
Scrappy - Apr 26, 2005 11:20:41 am PDT #5849 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Robson Green is MY boyfriend too! And I haven't seen this week's show yet to know what you refer to. It's kind of ruined Medium for me, because it's a bit like it, except for, you know, way better, and with a lead character who can act and all.
Robson Green was charm personified on The Kumars at 42.
Strix - Apr 26, 2005 11:21:02 am PDT #5850 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jilli, I and my twisty uterus thank you, darling. Sincerely. You're a sweetheart.
Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2005 11:22:16 am PDT #5851 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The problem with porn being unrealistic, as opposed to car chases being unrealistic, is that there are other medium to "learn" to drive.
An acutal problem caused by porn is the bad sexual habits which result. But the anti-porn crew is too busy trying to keep kids virgins to worry about that.
DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 11:23:15 am PDT #5852 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Your high-horse doesn't get any taller when you quote things out of context, dear.
Honestly Trudy, there's no high horse involved in this porn discussion. For lo, I have taken a strongly opinionated stand about something which is obviously a matter of individual taste in the interests of humor. Much like calling somebody a Cilantro Crybaby.
Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 11:23:35 am PDT #5853 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The problem with porn being unrealistic, as opposed to car chases being unrealistic, is that there are other medium to "learn" to drive.
But there are other ways to learn to have sex, outside of porn. Or am I not following?
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2005 11:23:37 am PDT #5854 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Robson Green was charm personified on The Kumars at 42.
I miss the days when BBC America was all-Robson all-the-time (Trust, Wire, Take Me) -- but my favourite is Me & Mrs Jones. Hey! In May, they're showing Second Sight with our other shared boyfriend.