River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 26, 2005 11:11:49 am PDT #5835 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Life is nothing but a chance to string together band names for you, isn't it?

Heh. I got reminded of one a friend of mine and I came up with the other day: Lippy Bitch Prophet


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2005 11:11:50 am PDT #5836 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Huh. BC not covered? Bizarre.

Yeah. My plan only covers it through mail order. I can't just walk into a pharmacy and fill a prescription. I have to do it through the mail.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:09 am PDT #5837 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A whole lot of anything in movies is inaccurate.


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:41 am PDT #5838 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I prefer my porn on the page rather than the screen, because my imagination is MUCH better than 99% of the porn production companies out there.


Sean K - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:43 am PDT #5839 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

A whole lot of it is inaccurate

I am shocked, shocked to hear this!

Next you'll be telling me that most of the "positions" in porn movies only exist to give the camera a better angle on the action.


erikaj - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:49 am PDT #5840 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Because by my count that leaves detective stories...not that there's anything wrong with that. It's been so long anything with body contact could look like porn, Hec.


Strix - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:59 am PDT #5841 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That's just...wrong, ChiKat. And weird and inefficient. My Virgo soul is disturbed.


Scrappy - Apr 26, 2005 11:13:51 am PDT #5842 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

ita, are you a Wire in the Blood fan? I'm really enjoying it and I don't know a single other perosn who watches it.


Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:15:11 am PDT #5843 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Do you have at least one exception for every one of those categories?

Oh, you bet. Off the top of my head, The Wedding Singer, The Wild Bunch, Field of Dreams, and The Others.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2005 11:15:16 am PDT #5844 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love that show, Robin. Robson Green doesn't know it, but he's my boyfriend. Any parallels to this week's show not precisely intended.