Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:03:30 am PDT #5825 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Y'all are porn wussies. I'm sorry.

Hey, I said value-neutral! Neutral!

(Which is to say, I don't actually watch much porn, because I prefer mine written down. But in terms of "is it good or bad," dude, it's a genre. It's neither.)


DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 11:03:54 am PDT #5826 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but who knew I belonged to a porn group. porn wussies , but still a porn group.

It's a good band name: The Porn Wussies!


DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 11:04:35 am PDT #5827 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't actually watch much porn

::rolls eyes a quarter turn::


Strix - Apr 26, 2005 11:05:54 am PDT #5828 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Huh. BC not covered? Bizarre.

I haven't used the Pill since I was in college, and then it was supercheap from my college health office, so it's nothing I've had to worry about. First, I nail the job, THEN I'll see what's up. Teachers usually get pretty good health insurance packages, though, and I know 2 of my GF's who are teachers both have their BC covered.

Actually, I suppose now would be a good time to ask people's opinions on it. I want a low-dose -- I'm thinking about the patch. Anyone have feedback on it?

And porn? Were we talking about porn? (I skipped and skimmed.) POrn is interesting, in kind of a car-wreck way, but looking at still pix isn't that exciting for me. I don't have the requisite suspension of disbelief necessary, I suppose. But some films are hot hot hot. I like porn as a lagniappe, not as an entree.


erikaj - Apr 26, 2005 11:07:20 am PDT #5829 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Life is nothing but a chance to string together band names for you, isn't it? Oh, Hec, you have fans over in lj...I linked to the "fuck Bayliss" t-shirt and they think you're the best friend ever.And, only tangentially related to the porn chat, insent.


Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:08:11 am PDT #5830 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

::rolls eyes a quarter turn::

I also don't watch much romantic comedy, western, sports movies, or horror. Behold the wussiness that is me.


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2005 11:10:03 am PDT #5831 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A lot of porn is lame. A whole lot of it is inaccurate -- heaven help the teenagers who think women orgasm wildly from come in their faces.

The bulk of it should be treated like the cinematic doritos that it is. It's tasty and if its all you eat you'll end up lame.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 26, 2005 11:10:23 am PDT #5832 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

but who knew I belonged to a porn group. porn wussies , but still a porn group.

Which is a WHOLE different thing than "porn pussies".


DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 11:10:26 am PDT #5833 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also don't watch much romantic comedy, western, sports movies, or horror. Behold the wussiness that is me.

Hmmm, I don't think The RCWSWH Wussies is quite as catchy as a band name.

Do you have at least one exception for every one of those categories?

(just curious)


DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 11:10:58 am PDT #5834 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A whole lot of it is inaccurate

I am shocked, shocked to hear this!