I prefer my porn on the page rather than the screen, because my imagination is MUCH better than 99% of the porn production companies out there.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
A whole lot of it is inaccurate
I am shocked, shocked to hear this!
Next you'll be telling me that most of the "positions" in porn movies only exist to give the camera a better angle on the action.
Because by my count that leaves detective stories...not that there's anything wrong with that. It's been so long anything with body contact could look like porn, Hec.
That's just...wrong, ChiKat. And weird and inefficient. My Virgo soul is disturbed.
ita, are you a Wire in the Blood fan? I'm really enjoying it and I don't know a single other perosn who watches it.
Do you have at least one exception for every one of those categories?
Oh, you bet. Off the top of my head, The Wedding Singer, The Wild Bunch, Field of Dreams, and The Others.
I love that show, Robin. Robson Green doesn't know it, but he's my boyfriend. Any parallels to this week's show not precisely intended.
A whole lot of it is inaccurate
I am shocked, shocked to hear this!
Your high-horse doesn't get any taller when you quote things out of context, dear. The post in its entirety was about how that facet is problematic to inexperienced lovers.
I've never actually seen a porn movie.
I prefer written porn (smut, erotica, whatever you want to call it) to pictures.
Jesus, the Brits are fucking brilliant humanitarians. Jilli, seriously, I will send you or your MIL MONEY -- cold, hard cash -- for a box.
The next time Pete talks to his mum, I'll have him ask her to send more of the Feminax. It is just like Midol + codeine, as in it has 50mg of caffeine per tablet. But that just means I don't slump face-down on the keyboard after taking it.
Next you'll be telling me that most of the "positions" in porn movies only exist to give the camera a better angle on the action.
world view shatters