I prefer my porn on the page rather than the screen, because my imagination is MUCH better than 99% of the porn production companies out there.
I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooo, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:41 am PDT #5838 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sean K - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:43 am PDT #5839 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
A whole lot of it is inaccurate
I am shocked, shocked to hear this!
Next you'll be telling me that most of the "positions" in porn movies only exist to give the camera a better angle on the action.
erikaj - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:49 am PDT #5840 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Because by my count that leaves detective stories...not that there's anything wrong with that. It's been so long anything with body contact could look like porn, Hec.
Strix - Apr 26, 2005 11:12:59 am PDT #5841 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That's just...wrong, ChiKat. And weird and inefficient. My Virgo soul is disturbed.
Scrappy - Apr 26, 2005 11:13:51 am PDT #5842 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
ita, are you a Wire in the Blood fan? I'm really enjoying it and I don't know a single other perosn who watches it.
Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:15:11 am PDT #5843 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Do you have at least one exception for every one of those categories?
Oh, you bet. Off the top of my head, The Wedding Singer, The Wild Bunch, Field of Dreams, and The Others.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2005 11:15:16 am PDT #5844 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I love that show, Robin. Robson Green doesn't know it, but he's my boyfriend. Any parallels to this week's show not precisely intended.
Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2005 11:17:59 am PDT #5845 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
A whole lot of it is inaccurate
I am shocked, shocked to hear this!
Your high-horse doesn't get any taller when you quote things out of context, dear. The post in its entirety was about how that facet is problematic to inexperienced lovers.
Atropa - Apr 26, 2005 11:18:50 am PDT #5846 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I've never actually seen a porn movie.
I prefer written porn (smut, erotica, whatever you want to call it) to pictures.
Jesus, the Brits are fucking brilliant humanitarians. Jilli, seriously, I will send you or your MIL MONEY -- cold, hard cash -- for a box.
The next time Pete talks to his mum, I'll have him ask her to send more of the Feminax. It is just like Midol + codeine, as in it has 50mg of caffeine per tablet. But that just means I don't slump face-down on the keyboard after taking it.
Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:19:43 am PDT #5847 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Next you'll be telling me that most of the "positions" in porn movies only exist to give the camera a better angle on the action.
world view shatters