Hits Aimee's MIL with the cluestick.
Ummm......okay. How does one even respond to that?? It reminds me of when my sister was talking about her youngest daughter, "She looks so much like you. She's my ugly little baby."
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
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ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:28 pm PDT #5643 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:31 pm PDT #5644 of 10001
brillig
W.T.F??
Ah, cheerful MIL bonding. Isn't it all so jolly?
Not.
Burrell - Apr 25, 2005 12:09:14 pm PDT #5645 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh Aimee, that's just evil of her!
DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 12:09:49 pm PDT #5646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
W.T.F???
I think she just called you a fat cow. Which, I am pretty sure, means you are allowed to beat her with the axe-handle of your choice without any legal ramifications.
MM might object though.
Atropa - Apr 25, 2005 12:10:23 pm PDT #5647 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, how annoying, Aimée.
JohnSweden - Apr 25, 2005 12:10:30 pm PDT #5648 of 10001
I can't even.
My MiL sends me grief. Her latest email? "...loved the pictures. Emma is so beautiful and petite. How lucky that she got Joe's metabolism and will grow up instead of out. You and I will envy her lots! "
Say the word, Empress. I could swing by MI and stab her a bit if that would help.
Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:10:34 pm PDT #5649 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yeah, she's a handful. This is the same woman who spent almost my entire pregnancy saying things like, "Well, if that's Joe's child..." "Since that's Joe's child..." like I had nothing to do with the equation.
Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2005 12:10:57 pm PDT #5650 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aims, that's not even passive aggressive. Impressive.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 12:11:17 pm PDT #5651 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Well, if that's Joe's child..."
Damn. Was she implying that it might not be?
Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:11:29 pm PDT #5652 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
MM might object though.
Not really. He was horrified when I read it to him.
John, we'll keep you on standby.