Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:55 pm PDT #5633 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can I tag?

But of course.


beathen - Apr 25, 2005 12:03:22 pm PDT #5634 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Muchas gracias


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:04:26 pm PDT #5635 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Mostly though I'm thinking of a bestselling book titled: The Dog's Approach To Mental Health.

Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!

Oh my god! How did you get ahold of Bartleby's outline? He's considering litigation. Be warned.


erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 12:05:00 pm PDT #5636 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Seems like you're missing the Sniffing section, but otherwise good theory.


Scrappy - Apr 25, 2005 12:05:51 pm PDT #5637 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Chapter 4: You're scratching my tummy: I love you sooooo much!


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 12:05:53 pm PDT #5638 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!

Chapter 4: Jumping up on people and pawing them in the crotch is fun!


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:06:00 pm PDT #5639 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, the next time my MIL sends me a care package with the UK version of Midol that contains codeine, do you want me send a box your way?

My MIL never sent me anything as useful as codeine. She did send me some pretty appalling jewelry made of shells, though.

My MiL sends me grief. Her latest email? "...loved the pictures. Emma is so beautiful and petite. How lucky that she got Joe's metabolism and will grow up instead of out. You and I will envy her lots! "

W.T.F???


erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 12:07:35 pm PDT #5640 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That's healthy like a thing that's not.


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:19 pm PDT #5641 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Whoa. *I* want to smack her and I don't even know your mil.

Instead, she should be saying things like, Bless you my child for taking the risk of bring my progeny's progeny into the world and raising her to be a credit to her clan.

Sheesh.


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:23 pm PDT #5642 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I had to just laugh, ya know?