'Him'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My MiL sends me grief. Her latest email? "...loved the pictures. Emma is so beautiful and petite. How lucky that she got Joe's metabolism and will grow up instead of out. You and I will envy her lots! "
Say the word, Empress. I could swing by MI and stab her a bit if that would help.
Yeah, she's a handful. This is the same woman who spent almost my entire pregnancy saying things like, "Well, if that's Joe's child..." "Since that's Joe's child..." like I had nothing to do with the equation.
Aims, that's not even passive aggressive. Impressive.
"Well, if that's Joe's child..."
Damn. Was she implying that it might not be?
MM might object though.
Not really. He was horrified when I read it to him.
John, we'll keep you on standby.
I had nothing to do with the equation.
YOu were just the Blessed Vessel of Incubation, my dear. Be honored that you have been recognized beyond other women.
I have a sudden desire to kiss my MiL, except it would probably annoy her. I'll give her a hug instead.
Damn. Was she implying that it might not be?
I don't think so. But with her, who knows?
YOu were just the Blessed Vessel of Incubation, my dear. Be honored that you have been recognized beyond other women.
Amen!
Say the word, Empress. I could swing by MI and stab her a bit if that would help.
Don't just flat out kill her or anything... just type her kidneys.
What? That could come in handy!
Aimee, is it likely she thinks you're closer than you feel you are?