You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2005 12:10:57 pm PDT #5650 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aims, that's not even passive aggressive. Impressive.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 12:11:17 pm PDT #5651 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Well, if that's Joe's child..."

Damn. Was she implying that it might not be?


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:11:29 pm PDT #5652 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

MM might object though.

Not really. He was horrified when I read it to him.

John, we'll keep you on standby.


Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 12:11:57 pm PDT #5653 of 10001
brillig

I had nothing to do with the equation.

YOu were just the Blessed Vessel of Incubation, my dear. Be honored that you have been recognized beyond other women.


Burrell - Apr 25, 2005 12:12:25 pm PDT #5654 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I have a sudden desire to kiss my MiL, except it would probably annoy her. I'll give her a hug instead.


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:12:46 pm PDT #5655 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Damn. Was she implying that it might not be?

I don't think so. But with her, who knows?

YOu were just the Blessed Vessel of Incubation, my dear. Be honored that you have been recognized beyond other women.

Amen!


Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2005 12:13:48 pm PDT #5656 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Say the word, Empress. I could swing by MI and stab her a bit if that would help.

Don't just flat out kill her or anything... just type her kidneys.

What? That could come in handy!


Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2005 12:14:01 pm PDT #5657 of 10001
What is even happening?

Aimee, is it likely she thinks you're closer than you feel you are?


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:15:09 pm PDT #5658 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's possible. She said to me when we were there, "Stop treating me so politely - we're family!" Joe even said to her, "Mom, you won't like the alternative to polite." The woman spent 3 years actively trying to get Joe to dump me and then decided she loved me and doesn't understand why I don't trust that.


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:19:32 pm PDT #5659 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Crazymaking. My favorite bonding technique.