You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Mar 31, 2005 9:06:43 am PST #511 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Susan, you may be glad to hear that the alternative paper here published my letter to the editor (the corrected spelling version I sent them) that pointed out that Jane Austen was NOT a Victorian writer, but a Regency writer.


sj - Mar 31, 2005 9:09:57 am PST #512 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Go, Cashmere!


Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2005 9:20:32 am PST #513 of 10001
brillig

The times, they are a-changin'.

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- A judge has ruled against the LDS church in a lawsuit it brought against Salt Lake City after officials granted a downtown strip club a license

Judge Denise Lindberg's ruling Wednesday was a victory for the Dead Goat Saloon, which received its sexually oriented business license from the city before the city joined forces with the church in the lawsuit.

In her 29-page ruling, Lindberg noted how strange it was for lawyers representing The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and the city attorney to sit at the same table during oral arguments since the church was suing the city.

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brenda m - Mar 31, 2005 9:25:18 am PST #514 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dead Goat Saloon? Man, they were just trying to start something.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #515 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*I* wouldda named it the "Hey Missionary Boys - Titties!" Saloon.


brenda m - Mar 31, 2005 9:29:27 am PST #516 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But then you lose the whole satan-worshippyness of the dead goat. Gotta be a way to shoehorn that in there.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 9:31:56 am PST #517 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Free lap dance for each dead goat brought in.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 9:34:23 am PST #518 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Free lap dance for each dead goat brought in.

Are you offering?


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 9:34:53 am PST #519 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you offering?

You have access to dead goats?


juliana - Mar 31, 2005 9:35:15 am PST #520 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

You have access to dead goats?

And if so, why aren't you currying them and giving them to ita?