Free lap dance for each dead goat brought in.
Are you offering?
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 9:34:23 am PST #518 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 9:34:53 am PST #519 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are you offering?
You have access to dead goats?
juliana - Mar 31, 2005 9:35:15 am PST #520 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
You have access to dead goats?
And if so, why aren't you currying them and giving them to ita?
Gudanov - Mar 31, 2005 9:35:58 am PST #521 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You have access to dead goats?
Does any dead goat qualify? Or does it need to be sacrificed properly?
DebetEsse - Mar 31, 2005 9:36:08 am PST #522 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
See, I think deading the goat on premises would be better. Then you can use the meat, knowing it's fresh, and I think: Animal Sacrifces! Live! works better than: Rotting Dead Animals! On the premises!
Aims - Mar 31, 2005 9:36:23 am PST #523 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Are you offering?
Sure. I could use a dead goat.
Gudanov - Mar 31, 2005 9:38:11 am PST #524 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Sure. I could use a dead goat.
So dead goats are like an underground currency? I suppose, like everything else, it's rising against the dollar.
Aims - Mar 31, 2005 9:38:46 am PST #525 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well, I know of 2 Jamaicans that could use dead goat.
beathen - Mar 31, 2005 10:11:12 am PST #526 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Wow. I don't post for about a day and we've gone from GC's adorable niece to puns to dead goats...up next, soul sucking and infections.
I love the Buffistas.
Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2005 10:12:21 am PST #527 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, I know of 2 Jamaicans that could use dead goat.
I think I know that one, but it starts "two Irishmen walk into a bar..."