Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #515 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*I* wouldda named it the "Hey Missionary Boys - Titties!" Saloon.


brenda m - Mar 31, 2005 9:29:27 am PST #516 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But then you lose the whole satan-worshippyness of the dead goat. Gotta be a way to shoehorn that in there.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 9:31:56 am PST #517 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Free lap dance for each dead goat brought in.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 9:34:23 am PST #518 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Free lap dance for each dead goat brought in.

Are you offering?


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 9:34:53 am PST #519 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you offering?

You have access to dead goats?


juliana - Mar 31, 2005 9:35:15 am PST #520 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

You have access to dead goats?

And if so, why aren't you currying them and giving them to ita?


Gudanov - Mar 31, 2005 9:35:58 am PST #521 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

You have access to dead goats?

Does any dead goat qualify? Or does it need to be sacrificed properly?


DebetEsse - Mar 31, 2005 9:36:08 am PST #522 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

See, I think deading the goat on premises would be better. Then you can use the meat, knowing it's fresh, and I think: Animal Sacrifces! Live! works better than: Rotting Dead Animals! On the premises!


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 9:36:23 am PST #523 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Are you offering?

Sure. I could use a dead goat.


Gudanov - Mar 31, 2005 9:38:11 am PST #524 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Sure. I could use a dead goat.

So dead goats are like an underground currency? I suppose, like everything else, it's rising against the dollar.