Back in the pre-serious boyfriend days, one of the best ways for me to be sure that no one would see my underwear that evening was to be sure to put on somthing nice. It always seemed to work out that way.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Stephanie - Apr 15, 2005 5:31:01 pm PDT #3891 of 10001
Trust my rage
Aims - Apr 15, 2005 5:31:30 pm PDT #3892 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The goings on in our house right now.
t quiet snore of baby
Me: t buff dive "Blah blah blah blah blah funny or irreverent blah blah blah."
MM: Who said that?
Me: ME!
t buff dive for five minutes
Me: "Blah blah blah blah blah funny or irreverent blah blah blah."
MM: Who sait that?
Me: ME!! Don't you pay attention???
Laura - Apr 15, 2005 6:05:47 pm PDT #3893 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
My couch has all the luck.
It is a very comfy couch.
Can be seen doing a Marilyn Monroe impersanation in Downtown LA.
We need pictures I say!
That's all I got. It's past my bedtime. Night all...
Oh, and it's almost Drew's birthday my time. I think he should start celebrating now. Happy almost Birthday!
WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2005 6:06:07 pm PDT #3894 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Buffista spawn are adorable. IJS
IOnavelgazinohlookthere'sbellybuttonlintN: I may have found Jimmy Hoffa.
I cleaned out my sofa today. By which I mean, I pulled the cushions off and threw away the detritus that had accumulated there. I found the Cross pen that my dad gave me. He found it somewhere. When he gave it to me, he said, "You'll never lose this. It's too expensive." Neither of us remarked upon the irony. And I suppose he was right. I didn't really lose it: I just didn't know where it was. True to form, it still works. I found three other pens, two hand towels, a blue freezer thingy, and a checkbook I had misplaced back in February of 2000.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:22:14 pm PDT #3895 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My couch, a giant black leather recliner-y affair, was purchased from my friend S. when he moved in with my friend F, who flatly stated her couch was much newer and he had to lose the couch. He still mourns it.
But hey, it was a $2500 Italian leather couch I got for $300, and three big burly guys to move it free!
The downside? Friends that look at my couch and wistfully tell me "My fiancee gave me my first BJ from her on that couch!" and "I used to sit naked on that couch all the time."
Mind you, he was also religious about babying the couch with saddle soap. Freak. HE about had a cow when he saw the stratches from Gimlet's back claws on the top.
The couch is a sex magnet, though. Since I've gotten it, I've has several makeout sessions on it, and drunk girlfriends of mine have had makeout sessions on it (when I have been blissfully asleep in my bedroom.)
Polter-Cow - Apr 15, 2005 6:32:03 pm PDT #3896 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Erin has a Couch of Sin. Rock.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:36:21 pm PDT #3897 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
It's like a black leather island of lust.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:39:13 pm PDT #3898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Most people have couches of sin, but usually the sin is sloth.
ChiKat - Apr 15, 2005 6:39:46 pm PDT #3899 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
You've met my couch?
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:21 pm PDT #3900 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Since I watch DVD's and TV on my PC, my couch has become sadly neglected, slothwise.
I have an assrut worn into my computer chair, though.