Since I watch DVD's and TV on my PC, my couch has become sadly neglected, slothwise.
I have an assrut worn into my computer chair, though.
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:21 pm PDT #3900 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:35 pm PDT #3901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You've met my couch?
Yes, or one of its one million siblings.
DCJensen - Apr 15, 2005 6:49:41 pm PDT #3902 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
On Enterprise someone just said they need more power to the thrusters.
And it wasn't in a scottish accent.
That's just wrong.
DCJensen - Apr 15, 2005 6:50:50 pm PDT #3903 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I found the Cross pen that my dad gave me. He found it somewhere. When he gave it to me, he said, "You'll never lose this. It's too expensive." Neither of us remarked upon the irony.
If it were stolen, it'd be a Hot Cross Pen.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:52:11 pm PDT #3904 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
more power to the thrusters.
Someone on my couch needs to shriek this, sometimes.
Preferably in a Scottish accent.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:58:59 pm PDT #3905 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
While holding a scotty dog that's wearing a plaid cap....
Polter-Cow - Apr 15, 2005 7:00:17 pm PDT #3906 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Daniel and Erin have new tags. Daniel's is kinda new old, actually.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 7:00:34 pm PDT #3907 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
NOOOO!
Scottie dogs and sexy couch are NON-MIXY.
(My family has always had Scotties as pets. I have a squick.)
meara - Apr 15, 2005 7:31:51 pm PDT #3908 of 10001
Erin has a Couch of Sin
Ooh.I could use one of those. Or maybe just a visit to Erin. Dangit, how come we don't have any sites in Kansas City? The closest thing is Wichita!! Useless.
Welcome back, Plei!! Wow, momness. Crazy.
Lee - Apr 15, 2005 8:19:46 pm PDT #3909 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Cross posted with Natter
I am going to have to return my internet cable modem tomorrow morning, so unless I can steal some wireless from my neighbors, I will be internetless until at least Monday night when I get to the hotel in NYC.
If people need to get in touch with me before then, the only real way to do so is my cell phone, which many of you have the number too.