Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2005 6:06:07 pm PDT #3894 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Buffista spawn are adorable. IJS

IOnavelgazinohlookthere'sbellybuttonlintN: I may have found Jimmy Hoffa.

I cleaned out my sofa today. By which I mean, I pulled the cushions off and threw away the detritus that had accumulated there. I found the Cross pen that my dad gave me. He found it somewhere. When he gave it to me, he said, "You'll never lose this. It's too expensive." Neither of us remarked upon the irony. And I suppose he was right. I didn't really lose it: I just didn't know where it was. True to form, it still works. I found three other pens, two hand towels, a blue freezer thingy, and a checkbook I had misplaced back in February of 2000.


Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:22:14 pm PDT #3895 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My couch, a giant black leather recliner-y affair, was purchased from my friend S. when he moved in with my friend F, who flatly stated her couch was much newer and he had to lose the couch. He still mourns it.

But hey, it was a $2500 Italian leather couch I got for $300, and three big burly guys to move it free!

The downside? Friends that look at my couch and wistfully tell me "My fiancee gave me my first BJ from her on that couch!" and "I used to sit naked on that couch all the time."

Mind you, he was also religious about babying the couch with saddle soap. Freak. HE about had a cow when he saw the stratches from Gimlet's back claws on the top.

The couch is a sex magnet, though. Since I've gotten it, I've has several makeout sessions on it, and drunk girlfriends of mine have had makeout sessions on it (when I have been blissfully asleep in my bedroom.)


Polter-Cow - Apr 15, 2005 6:32:03 pm PDT #3896 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Erin has a Couch of Sin. Rock.


Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:36:21 pm PDT #3897 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's like a black leather island of lust.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:39:13 pm PDT #3898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Most people have couches of sin, but usually the sin is sloth.


ChiKat - Apr 15, 2005 6:39:46 pm PDT #3899 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

You've met my couch?


Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:21 pm PDT #3900 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Since I watch DVD's and TV on my PC, my couch has become sadly neglected, slothwise.

I have an assrut worn into my computer chair, though.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:35 pm PDT #3901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You've met my couch?

Yes, or one of its one million siblings.


DCJensen - Apr 15, 2005 6:49:41 pm PDT #3902 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

On Enterprise someone just said they need more power to the thrusters.

And it wasn't in a scottish accent.

That's just wrong.


DCJensen - Apr 15, 2005 6:50:50 pm PDT #3903 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I found the Cross pen that my dad gave me. He found it somewhere. When he gave it to me, he said, "You'll never lose this. It's too expensive." Neither of us remarked upon the irony.

If it were stolen, it'd be a Hot Cross Pen.