It's like a black leather island of lust.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:36:21 pm PDT #3897 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:39:13 pm PDT #3898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Most people have couches of sin, but usually the sin is sloth.
ChiKat - Apr 15, 2005 6:39:46 pm PDT #3899 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
You've met my couch?
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:21 pm PDT #3900 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Since I watch DVD's and TV on my PC, my couch has become sadly neglected, slothwise.
I have an assrut worn into my computer chair, though.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:35 pm PDT #3901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You've met my couch?
Yes, or one of its one million siblings.
DCJensen - Apr 15, 2005 6:49:41 pm PDT #3902 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
On Enterprise someone just said they need more power to the thrusters.
And it wasn't in a scottish accent.
That's just wrong.
DCJensen - Apr 15, 2005 6:50:50 pm PDT #3903 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I found the Cross pen that my dad gave me. He found it somewhere. When he gave it to me, he said, "You'll never lose this. It's too expensive." Neither of us remarked upon the irony.
If it were stolen, it'd be a Hot Cross Pen.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:52:11 pm PDT #3904 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
more power to the thrusters.
Someone on my couch needs to shriek this, sometimes.
Preferably in a Scottish accent.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:58:59 pm PDT #3905 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
While holding a scotty dog that's wearing a plaid cap....
Polter-Cow - Apr 15, 2005 7:00:17 pm PDT #3906 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Daniel and Erin have new tags. Daniel's is kinda new old, actually.