Whip It Out For Satan
I call dibs on this for a band name.
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Apr 13, 2005 3:28:52 pm PDT #3276 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:29:14 pm PDT #3277 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I think you misspelled "pair of boxer shorts."
What's that I hear? Why, it's CafePress, making new boxers....
I call dibs on this for a band name.
Okay, but I get a shout-out in the liner notes.
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 3:29:20 pm PDT #3278 of 10001
brillig
While we're on the subject, when did the term "John Thomas" come into vogue as a euphemism for a penis?
Scrappy - Apr 13, 2005 3:30:05 pm PDT #3279 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Lady Chatterly's Lover?
Or was he using a folk term already in use there?
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 3:31:21 pm PDT #3280 of 10001
brillig
I knew about Lady Chatterley, but I've always wondered if that was a nudge-nudge, wink-wink thing (see the studly gamekeeper, heh heh) or the actual source.
Cashmere - Apr 13, 2005 3:32:41 pm PDT #3281 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm strangely hungry for pancakes and vanilla ice cream. AND I JUST HAD DINNER.
I blame all of you.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:32:46 pm PDT #3282 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
While we're on the subject, when did the term "John Thomas" come into vogue as a euphemism for a penis?
Talk about not wasting a Monty Python straight line!
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Thankyouverymuch!
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 3:33:09 pm PDT #3283 of 10001
brillig
I'm strangely hungry for pancakes and vanilla ice cream
mmm, crepes ...
DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 3:33:51 pm PDT #3284 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Or was he using a folk term already in use there?
That's my guess. John and Thomas being very common names in England, plus men have a very predictable self-identification with their uh..."man-root." t /badfic nomenclature
DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 3:34:30 pm PDT #3285 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's swell to have a stiffy,
This is literally true.