At least they got a story to tell about how their faith was tried and they had to prevail against the forces of the wicked world.
Sweet. I'm wicked!
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Apr 13, 2005 3:18:32 pm PDT #3266 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:19:38 pm PDT #3267 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
juliana, you're the wicked-est, baby!
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 3:20:03 pm PDT #3268 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sean, just flash them.
Hey!
Then the missionaries would just laugh hysterically at Sean.
Hey!
JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2005 3:20:48 pm PDT #3269 of 10001
I can't even.
::pause for breath::
What Teppy said, without the self-cannabalization kink.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:21:10 pm PDT #3270 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sean, just flash them.
Hey!
Come on, man -- whip it out for Satan!
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 3:22:22 pm PDT #3271 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Come on, man -- whip it out for Satan!
Well, you put it that way....
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:24:08 pm PDT #3272 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?
Whip It Out For Satan
JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2005 3:25:32 pm PDT #3273 of 10001
I can't even.
That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?
Whip It Out For Satan
I think even in Jesusland, a t-shirt like that would mean one would see a lot of dick.
DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 3:26:10 pm PDT #3274 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Whip It Out For Satan
...and then I imagine Satan with a hellfork grilling a rack of johnsons over the pit.
Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 3:27:20 pm PDT #3275 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?
I think you misspelled "pair of boxer shorts."