It's swell to have a stiffy,
This is literally true.
'Serenity'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
This is literally true.
"man-root."
Oh, god, no. Brain bleach!
Or "woman maker."
I recently read a romance novel that called it "his candied length." I was all, "Is that caramel sauce? Or a chocolate shell of some kind?" (And no, they weren't actually playing with foodstuffs or anything.)
Crap. My father just called me to let me know that he's been working on my taxes, and it looks like, if I actually report all my income, I owe $1400. (If I only report the income that I've got a W2 for, I get $180 refund.) I'm trying to look up more info on my university website about how to report this stuff, because that really doesn't look right. (If I don't get this figured out tonight, I'm going to file for an extension and talk to an accountant.)
his candied length.
WTF? I wouldn't want something called *that* anywhere near me. Ewwww.
One of my critique partners is trying to talk me out of using "cock" in my wip. She thinks it's too coarse for the tone of the story. I'm pretty sure it's what a guy like my hero would call it, so I'm sticking to my guns so far.
so I'm sticking to my guns so far.
Stick to your guns in regards to his gun. I prefer "cock", too. Lots of hard consonants.
OWEN SIGNED HIS FIRST WORD TO ME TONIGHT!
OWEN SIGNED HIS FIRST WORD TO ME TONIGHT!
I guess signing can't have hard consonants, so my first worry is somewhat alleviated.
However, whatever the word was -- way cool.
It was "milk", ita.
Talk about needing some segueway there.