Whee! Dirty Lilith!
Spike: Taking up smoking, are you? Harmony: I am a villain, Spike. Hello!
Spike/Harm ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 10:38:33 am PDT #3115 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Pix - Apr 13, 2005 10:42:36 am PDT #3116 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
t looks skeptically at "The Universe"
You aren't fooling me! MARCH is totally sock puppeting because it's lost all its power and wants someone to pay attention to it again.
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:44:52 am PDT #3117 of 10001
brillig
Lilith was made to be the equal of Adam, and everyone knows what happens when women get it into their mind that they have equality. I think Lillith ran off with some angel/demon/not-quite-human, leaving boring Adam to till the Garden all alone. When God got tired of Adam fantasizing about Lillith, he made Eve, making sure Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair.
Scrappy - Apr 13, 2005 10:45:39 am PDT #3118 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:15 am PDT #3119 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
<looks skeptically at "The Universe">
You aren't fooling me! MARCH is totally sock puppeting because it's lost all its power and wants someone to pay attention to it again.
We can test "The Universe" to find out.
"A man said to the Universe, 'Sir, I exist'"
What was The Universe's reply?
(No fair googling.)
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:22 am PDT #3120 of 10001
brillig
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
You can take it as given that a woman didn't write that story.
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:56 am PDT #3121 of 10001
brillig
What was The Universe's reply
Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!
edit: Though I think assuming the Universe is male in that statement is presumptious.
Pix - Apr 13, 2005 10:48:39 am PDT #3122 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
If "The Universe" says, "Great! That means I can make your life miserable!" we'll have our answer.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:49:07 am PDT #3123 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!
Let's give The Universe a minute. I'm sure it's very busy.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 10:50:24 am PDT #3124 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm sure it's very busy.
It's expanding its horizons as we speak.