If "The Universe" says, "Great! That means I can make your life miserable!" we'll have our answer.
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Apr 13, 2005 10:48:39 am PDT #3122 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:49:07 am PDT #3123 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!
Let's give The Universe a minute. I'm sure it's very busy.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 10:50:24 am PDT #3124 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm sure it's very busy.
It's expanding its horizons as we speak.
Strix - Apr 13, 2005 10:51:55 am PDT #3125 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Woo! Just sliding in for a minutes for a Ticky-out-of-the-Box update, and to say
I AM DONE STUDENT TEACHING ON FRIDAY!!!!
and
I WAS ABLE TO E-FILE ALL 3 TAX RETURNS!!! AND I GOT MONEY BACK FROM ALL OF THEM!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Now I am going to do laundry, grade papers and look for full-time teaching jobs for fall, and for glamourous waitressing and temp jobs for this summer.
Go team me.
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 10:52:25 am PDT #3126 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Here, sweetie. Just rest your head on my knee and have the whole box.
Thank you. You're too kind.
And your siblings are dopes and you're much stronger and better than all of them.
I am better than them....
And what did your sister say was the name of that nice Faun who took her in? I'd so like to send him a... note. I'm sure he's a great guy. He ROCKS.
Tumnus or something. Hey, what's that statue over there?
Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
Clearly you're descendant from Lilith's line....
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:56:46 am PDT #3127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!
I don't think "The Universe" is gonna answer. It must be a fake!
This is a wrong answer:
The Universe created a singularity at his feet and said "Not anymore, dumbass."
Gudanov - Apr 13, 2005 11:00:49 am PDT #3128 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Go team me.
Cool. I've never gotten money back from both Kansas and Missouri.
vw bug - Apr 13, 2005 11:02:18 am PDT #3129 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Interrupting talk of The Universe for a very important update.
Oh. Dear. I almost had a full breakdown in my advisor's office (or cubicle). My paper...the paper on the Buffistas and Bronze...the paper I spent HOURS upon HOURS and REVISION after REVISION on? It "wasn't what he was looking for." He made me promise I was going to do more work on the project as a whole before he'll complete grading it. 'Cause, if that was the finished work, he doesn't feel a high grade is in order. But, since I'm going to "complete" the project, he'll grade it higher.
I'm so nervouse to get this damn paper back now. I thought it was one of the better things I've written and really thought it was A work. Hey, The Universe?! Did you decide to fuck with me today? We haven't even been officially introduced!
Susan W. - Apr 13, 2005 11:03:25 am PDT #3130 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Wait, he said all that and didn't have the paper ready to hand back to you? Because that would seriously annoy me.
Scrappy - Apr 13, 2005 11:04:55 am PDT #3131 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Oh, that sucks, vw. And now you have to wait to find out exactly what you have to work on? Double sucks.