Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
Mal ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - Apr 13, 2005 10:45:39 am PDT #3118 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:15 am PDT #3119 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
<looks skeptically at "The Universe">
You aren't fooling me! MARCH is totally sock puppeting because it's lost all its power and wants someone to pay attention to it again.
We can test "The Universe" to find out.
"A man said to the Universe, 'Sir, I exist'"
What was The Universe's reply?
(No fair googling.)
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:22 am PDT #3120 of 10001
brillig
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
You can take it as given that a woman didn't write that story.
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:56 am PDT #3121 of 10001
brillig
What was The Universe's reply
Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!
edit: Though I think assuming the Universe is male in that statement is presumptious.
Pix - Apr 13, 2005 10:48:39 am PDT #3122 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
If "The Universe" says, "Great! That means I can make your life miserable!" we'll have our answer.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:49:07 am PDT #3123 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!
Let's give The Universe a minute. I'm sure it's very busy.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 10:50:24 am PDT #3124 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm sure it's very busy.
It's expanding its horizons as we speak.
Strix - Apr 13, 2005 10:51:55 am PDT #3125 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Woo! Just sliding in for a minutes for a Ticky-out-of-the-Box update, and to say
I AM DONE STUDENT TEACHING ON FRIDAY!!!!
and
I WAS ABLE TO E-FILE ALL 3 TAX RETURNS!!! AND I GOT MONEY BACK FROM ALL OF THEM!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Now I am going to do laundry, grade papers and look for full-time teaching jobs for fall, and for glamourous waitressing and temp jobs for this summer.
Go team me.
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 10:52:25 am PDT #3126 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Here, sweetie. Just rest your head on my knee and have the whole box.
Thank you. You're too kind.
And your siblings are dopes and you're much stronger and better than all of them.
I am better than them....
And what did your sister say was the name of that nice Faun who took her in? I'd so like to send him a... note. I'm sure he's a great guy. He ROCKS.
Tumnus or something. Hey, what's that statue over there?
Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
Clearly you're descendant from Lilith's line....
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:56:46 am PDT #3127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!
I don't think "The Universe" is gonna answer. It must be a fake!
This is a wrong answer:
The Universe created a singularity at his feet and said "Not anymore, dumbass."