Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Apr 13, 2005 10:32:14 am PDT #3113 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Lillith had a dirty mind, you say?

....hmm, yes. Guess I'd agree with that.

(SO excited about Baby Calibre! I feel like the bad fairy who didn't get to go to the christening already.)


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 10:33:58 am PDT #3114 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

SO excited about Baby Calibre!

Me too.

Also, I think I'll have carnitas for lunch.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 10:38:33 am PDT #3115 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whee! Dirty Lilith!


Pix - Apr 13, 2005 10:42:36 am PDT #3116 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

t looks skeptically at "The Universe"

You aren't fooling me! MARCH is totally sock puppeting because it's lost all its power and wants someone to pay attention to it again.


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:44:52 am PDT #3117 of 10001
brillig

Lilith was made to be the equal of Adam, and everyone knows what happens when women get it into their mind that they have equality. I think Lillith ran off with some angel/demon/not-quite-human, leaving boring Adam to till the Garden all alone. When God got tired of Adam fantasizing about Lillith, he made Eve, making sure Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair.


Scrappy - Apr 13, 2005 10:45:39 am PDT #3118 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair

Hmm, didn't get that memo.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:15 am PDT #3119 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

<looks skeptically at "The Universe">

You aren't fooling me! MARCH is totally sock puppeting because it's lost all its power and wants someone to pay attention to it again.

We can test "The Universe" to find out.

"A man said to the Universe, 'Sir, I exist'"

What was The Universe's reply?

(No fair googling.)


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:22 am PDT #3120 of 10001
brillig

Hmm, didn't get that memo.

You can take it as given that a woman didn't write that story.


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:56 am PDT #3121 of 10001
brillig

What was The Universe's reply

Do you want The Universe to answer? Because I know!

edit: Though I think assuming the Universe is male in that statement is presumptious.


Pix - Apr 13, 2005 10:48:39 am PDT #3122 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

If "The Universe" says, "Great! That means I can make your life miserable!" we'll have our answer.