I LOVE Turkish Delight....
Here, sweetie. Just rest your head on my knee and have the whole box. And your siblings are dopes and you're much stronger and better than all of them. And what did your sister say was the name of that nice Faun who took her in? I'd so like to send him a... note. I'm sure he's a great guy. He ROCKS.
And, yes, Jacqueline, etc. I know the whole story. But it's entirely too complex for your sweet minds to grasp. Safe it to say that Lillith had a dirty mind and we all know what happens to girls like that.
Hee. I thought that was obvious, Hec. I'm not always as cynical as I ought to be.
Swampland? That means there'd be a water feature, right?
Lillith had a dirty mind, you say?
....hmm, yes. Guess I'd agree with that.
(SO excited about Baby Calibre! I feel like the bad fairy who didn't get to go to the christening already.)
SO excited about Baby Calibre!
Me too.
Also, I think I'll have carnitas for lunch.
t looks skeptically at "The Universe"
You aren't fooling me! MARCH is totally sock puppeting because it's lost all its power and wants someone to pay attention to it again.
Lilith was made to be the equal of Adam, and everyone knows what happens when women get it into their mind that they have equality. I think Lillith ran off with some angel/demon/not-quite-human, leaving boring Adam to till the Garden all alone. When God got tired of Adam fantasizing about Lillith, he made Eve, making sure Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair.
Eve knew she was the subordinate of the pair
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
<looks skeptically at "The Universe">
You aren't fooling me! MARCH is totally sock puppeting because it's lost all its power and wants someone to pay attention to it again.
We can test "The Universe" to find out.
"A man said to the Universe, 'Sir, I exist'"
What was The Universe's reply?
(No fair googling.)
Hmm, didn't get that memo.
You can take it as given that a woman didn't write that story.