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'Out Of Gas'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Apr 28, 2005 12:09:41 pm PDT #9854 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Are they cavorting naked? Is there sweat?

Well, I don't see much point in them jumping up and down on the bed saying, "Look at how not!gay we're trying to be!" Embrace the slash--it's good for us.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:11:21 pm PDT #9855 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't see much point in them jumping up and down on the bed saying, "Look at how not!gay we're trying to be!"

But now that I've visualised it, it is kinda cute. There could be manly pillowfights. Which always end in giggles.


DXMachina - Apr 28, 2005 12:11:32 pm PDT #9856 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Cavort.

Yeah, pretty much:

Police allegedly detected a strong odor of alcohol coming from Stevens. Carriker asked him how much he had to drink and Stevens allegedly replied, “Not enough.”


Vortex - Apr 28, 2005 12:11:35 pm PDT #9857 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

maria, insent.


Maria - Apr 28, 2005 12:13:23 pm PDT #9858 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Vortex, backflung.


brenda m - Apr 28, 2005 12:14:45 pm PDT #9859 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So, say your wife is away attending a funeral. What would you do? [link]

I need to see the answers to ita's questions before I can give a definitive answer.


JZ - Apr 28, 2005 12:16:45 pm PDT #9860 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Police allegedly detected a strong odor of alcohol coming from Stevens. Carriker asked him how much he had to drink and Stevens allegedly replied, “Not enough.”

Heh. And that was with an alcohol level of 0.13 and change, or going on twice the legal definition of "drunk." And skinny-dipping with his girlfriend and a dog. And a golf cart in there somewhere.


JohnSweden - Apr 28, 2005 12:16:54 pm PDT #9861 of 10001
I can't even.

Stevens allegedly replied, “Not enough.”

Excellent answer, for our entertainment. In the "trying not to make things worse" category, perhaps not the best response.

Dude, go to the funeral with your wife. It will keep you out of situations like this one. Unless, of course, he arranged the death+funeral just so he could tryst with his paramour. Nahhhh, no one would be that inefficient, right?


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 28, 2005 12:25:42 pm PDT #9862 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Exactly why did they decide not to charge "Ms. Hayes" with public indecency as well? She appears to have been skinny-dipping right along with the drunken moron.


lisah - Apr 28, 2005 12:28:27 pm PDT #9863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Skinny dipping with the dog is the part that kills me.