Police allegedly detected a strong odor of alcohol coming from Stevens. Carriker asked him how much he had to drink and Stevens allegedly replied, “Not enough.”

Heh. And that was with an alcohol level of 0.13 and change, or going on twice the legal definition of "drunk." And skinny-dipping with his girlfriend and a dog. And a golf cart in there somewhere.

Stevens allegedly replied, “Not enough.”

Excellent answer, for our entertainment. In the "trying not to make things worse" category, perhaps not the best response.

Dude, go to the funeral with your wife. It will keep you out of situations like this one. Unless, of course, he arranged the death+funeral just so he could tryst with his paramour. Nahhhh, no one would be that inefficient, right?

Exactly why did they decide not to charge "Ms. Hayes" with public indecency as well? She appears to have been skinny-dipping right along with the drunken moron.

Skinny dipping with the dog is the part that kills me.

Pergunta: is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?

Yes, shrift.

is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?

Yes. In which the president will blame high gas prices on radical environmentalists.

Or so I've heard.

Yep. I'll be tuning in to watch the national media roll over and bark whenever Bush tells them to.

Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix? Grrrr.

Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix?

Well, the press conference is certainly not going to be reality tv.