No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 28, 2005 12:25:42 pm PDT #9862 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Exactly why did they decide not to charge "Ms. Hayes" with public indecency as well? She appears to have been skinny-dipping right along with the drunken moron.


lisah - Apr 28, 2005 12:28:27 pm PDT #9863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Skinny dipping with the dog is the part that kills me.


shrift - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:01 pm PDT #9864 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Pergunta: is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:56 pm PDT #9865 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes, shrift.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:04 pm PDT #9866 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?

Yes. In which the president will blame high gas prices on radical environmentalists.

Or so I've heard.


Kathy A - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:25 pm PDT #9867 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yep. I'll be tuning in to watch the national media roll over and bark whenever Bush tells them to.


brenda m - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:26 pm PDT #9868 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix? Grrrr.


Gudanov - Apr 28, 2005 12:34:22 pm PDT #9869 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix?

Well, the press conference is certainly not going to be reality tv.


shrift - Apr 28, 2005 12:36:49 pm PDT #9870 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hmph. Well. That will most likely delay CSI, huh? Which means I can stay at work a little longer and oh GOD I can't believe I just typed that.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:39:46 pm PDT #9871 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

shrift, I read somewhere that tonight is gearing up for sweeps, and networks weren't sure if they were going to air the conference.

No idea where I ... right ... IMDB:

President Bush's decision to hold a news conference at 8:30 p.m. tonight (Thursday) throws a monkey wrench into the networks' machinery as they gear up for the first night of the May sweeps. The news conference would come: halfway through the scheduled one-hour edition of CBS's Survivor: Palau and would likely run into CSI: Crime Scene Investigation; during NBC's Will & Grace, which was to have featured guest appearances by Alan Arkin, Debbie Reynolds and Lee Majors -- and probably into The Apprentice at 9:00 p.m.; after the first half hour of ABC's movie, Sweet Home Alabama; and halfway through Fox's The O.C. By midmorning today, only Fox had committed to airing the news conference live.