Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 28, 2005 12:25:42 pm PDT #9862 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Exactly why did they decide not to charge "Ms. Hayes" with public indecency as well? She appears to have been skinny-dipping right along with the drunken moron.


lisah - Apr 28, 2005 12:28:27 pm PDT #9863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Skinny dipping with the dog is the part that kills me.


shrift - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:01 pm PDT #9864 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Pergunta: is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:56 pm PDT #9865 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes, shrift.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:04 pm PDT #9866 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?

Yes. In which the president will blame high gas prices on radical environmentalists.

Or so I've heard.


Kathy A - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:25 pm PDT #9867 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yep. I'll be tuning in to watch the national media roll over and bark whenever Bush tells them to.


brenda m - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:26 pm PDT #9868 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix? Grrrr.


Gudanov - Apr 28, 2005 12:34:22 pm PDT #9869 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix?

Well, the press conference is certainly not going to be reality tv.


shrift - Apr 28, 2005 12:36:49 pm PDT #9870 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hmph. Well. That will most likely delay CSI, huh? Which means I can stay at work a little longer and oh GOD I can't believe I just typed that.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:39:46 pm PDT #9871 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

shrift, I read somewhere that tonight is gearing up for sweeps, and networks weren't sure if they were going to air the conference.

No idea where I ... right ... IMDB:

President Bush's decision to hold a news conference at 8:30 p.m. tonight (Thursday) throws a monkey wrench into the networks' machinery as they gear up for the first night of the May sweeps. The news conference would come: halfway through the scheduled one-hour edition of CBS's Survivor: Palau and would likely run into CSI: Crime Scene Investigation; during NBC's Will & Grace, which was to have featured guest appearances by Alan Arkin, Debbie Reynolds and Lee Majors -- and probably into The Apprentice at 9:00 p.m.; after the first half hour of ABC's movie, Sweet Home Alabama; and halfway through Fox's The O.C. By midmorning today, only Fox had committed to airing the news conference live.