Vortex, backflung.
I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Maria - Apr 28, 2005 12:13:23 pm PDT #9858 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
brenda m - Apr 28, 2005 12:14:45 pm PDT #9859 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
So, say your wife is away attending a funeral. What would you do? [link]
I need to see the answers to ita's questions before I can give a definitive answer.
JZ - Apr 28, 2005 12:16:45 pm PDT #9860 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Police allegedly detected a strong odor of alcohol coming from Stevens. Carriker asked him how much he had to drink and Stevens allegedly replied, “Not enough.”
Heh. And that was with an alcohol level of 0.13 and change, or going on twice the legal definition of "drunk." And skinny-dipping with his girlfriend and a dog. And a golf cart in there somewhere.
JohnSweden - Apr 28, 2005 12:16:54 pm PDT #9861 of 10001
I can't even.
Stevens allegedly replied, “Not enough.”
Excellent answer, for our entertainment. In the "trying not to make things worse" category, perhaps not the best response.
Dude, go to the funeral with your wife. It will keep you out of situations like this one. Unless, of course, he arranged the death+funeral just so he could tryst with his paramour. Nahhhh, no one would be that inefficient, right?
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 28, 2005 12:25:42 pm PDT #9862 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Exactly why did they decide not to charge "Ms. Hayes" with public indecency as well? She appears to have been skinny-dipping right along with the drunken moron.
lisah - Apr 28, 2005 12:28:27 pm PDT #9863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Skinny dipping with the dog is the part that kills me.
shrift - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:01 pm PDT #9864 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Pergunta: is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?
§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:56 pm PDT #9865 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yes, shrift.
tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:04 pm PDT #9866 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?
Yes. In which the president will blame high gas prices on radical environmentalists.
Or so I've heard.
Kathy A - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:25 pm PDT #9867 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Yep. I'll be tuning in to watch the national media roll over and bark whenever Bush tells them to.