Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:52:45 pm PDT #8327 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 1:54:59 pm PDT #8328 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.

That'd be one helluva sitcom.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:56:08 pm PDT #8329 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Unfortunately I think only UPN would pick it up.

Let it not be implied you don't get a lot for $30M.


ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 1:57:26 pm PDT #8330 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

A modest home.

20 BATHROOMS???

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.

Do you mean literal halfsies? Because I think that house is about to fall apart. Y'all can split the pieces.


Aims - Apr 22, 2005 1:57:36 pm PDT #8331 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Notice no offers of halfsies, now!


Aims - Apr 22, 2005 1:58:03 pm PDT #8332 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

20 BATHROOMS???

For those parties when 20 people have to pee all at the same time.


aurelia - Apr 22, 2005 2:00:44 pm PDT #8333 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Skipper...

I'll cop to that. I did go back and read after posting. But hey, great minds and all that...

Who's up for a challenge?

I had my challenge spending a year living in an apt that I suspect was not far uphill from there.


Kathy A - Apr 22, 2005 2:01:17 pm PDT #8334 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

This condo building is right across the street from my apartment. Not vintage, so the price goes down a bit, but it does come with an off-the-street parking spot in the back lot (a big plus in my neighborhood), and a dishwasher, too (but no washer/dryer in the unit). $125,000 is not too bad for a 1BR condo with all that included, actually.


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 2:03:02 pm PDT #8335 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Unfortunately I think only UPN would pick it up.

Do you mean literal halfsies? Because I think that house is about to fall apart. Y'all can split the pieces.

We pitch it as if it were The Money Pit, except that the pit is the gateway to hell.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 2:03:32 pm PDT #8336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We pitch it as if it were The Money Pit, except that the pit is the gateway to hell.

This can get us to Fox. Should I bring my security team?