This condo building is right across the street from my apartment. Not vintage, so the price goes down a bit, but it does come with an off-the-street parking spot in the back lot (a big plus in my neighborhood), and a dishwasher, too (but no washer/dryer in the unit). $125,000 is not too bad for a 1BR condo with all that included, actually.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Apr 22, 2005 2:01:17 pm PDT #8334 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 2:03:02 pm PDT #8335 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Unfortunately I think only UPN would pick it up.
Do you mean literal halfsies? Because I think that house is about to fall apart. Y'all can split the pieces.
We pitch it as if it were The Money Pit, except that the pit is the gateway to hell.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 2:03:32 pm PDT #8336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We pitch it as if it were The Money Pit, except that the pit is the gateway to hell.
This can get us to Fox. Should I bring my security team?
DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 2:05:06 pm PDT #8337 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Absolutely. Who better to fight the minions of evil while we're trying to get the kitchen faucet to work?
sarameg - Apr 22, 2005 2:05:49 pm PDT #8338 of 10001
How about this one for $8k?
I like the " "HOLD HARMLESS & RIGHT OF ENTRY" ADDENDUM MUST BE SIGNED & FAXED BACK PRIOR TO ENTERING PROPERTY." note....
ETA: speaking of, got myself a prequal letter. Dude, their estimates are nuts. Which they say, but still.
DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 2:08:11 pm PDT #8339 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
How about this one for $8k?
Didn't that one appear in Homicide?
Kat - Apr 22, 2005 2:09:39 pm PDT #8340 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Okay, you folks would know this... Was there going to be a reality show called "Interventions" where we would get to see a different group of people having an intervention for a new schlub each week? Or did I make that up in my head?
Aims - Apr 22, 2005 2:10:46 pm PDT #8341 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It exists. It's A&E on Sundays at 10.
sarameg - Apr 22, 2005 2:10:52 pm PDT #8342 of 10001
Didn't that one appear in Homicide?
No, that was my apartment complex.
Oh wait...that was The Wire.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2005 2:11:12 pm PDT #8343 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'll go halfsies with you, DX.
That'd be one helluva sitcom.
I think for an asking price that low, it couldn't be on the Hellmouth. Because a Hellmouth adds a certain cachet.
Now, it *could* be located over a portal to a realm of unending pain....