We pitch it as if it were The Money Pit, except that the pit is the gateway to hell.
This can get us to Fox. Should I bring my security team?
Willow ,'First Date'
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We pitch it as if it were The Money Pit, except that the pit is the gateway to hell.
This can get us to Fox. Should I bring my security team?
Absolutely. Who better to fight the minions of evil while we're trying to get the kitchen faucet to work?
How about this one for $8k?
I like the " "HOLD HARMLESS & RIGHT OF ENTRY" ADDENDUM MUST BE SIGNED & FAXED BACK PRIOR TO ENTERING PROPERTY." note....
ETA: speaking of, got myself a prequal letter. Dude, their estimates are nuts. Which they say, but still.
How about this one for $8k?
Didn't that one appear in Homicide?
Okay, you folks would know this... Was there going to be a reality show called "Interventions" where we would get to see a different group of people having an intervention for a new schlub each week? Or did I make that up in my head?
It exists. It's A&E on Sundays at 10.
Didn't that one appear in Homicide?
No, that was my apartment complex.
Oh wait...that was The Wire.
I'll go halfsies with you, DX.
That'd be one helluva sitcom.
I think for an asking price that low, it couldn't be on the Hellmouth. Because a Hellmouth adds a certain cachet.
Now, it *could* be located over a portal to a realm of unending pain....
Or, even, next door to Tep's CHATTY cow-orker.