Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Apr 22, 2005 1:51:11 pm PDT #8324 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oooh, Oak Park has an early Frank Lloyd Wright house for sale--they're only asking $1.3 million!


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 1:51:17 pm PDT #8325 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Who's up for a challenge?

What the hell are the addendums? Did the hellmouth migrate south from Cleveland?

t Checks available balance on credit card...

Hmmm...


Aims - Apr 22, 2005 1:52:25 pm PDT #8326 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

A modest home.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:52:45 pm PDT #8327 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 1:54:59 pm PDT #8328 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.

That'd be one helluva sitcom.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:56:08 pm PDT #8329 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Unfortunately I think only UPN would pick it up.

Let it not be implied you don't get a lot for $30M.


ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 1:57:26 pm PDT #8330 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

A modest home.

20 BATHROOMS???

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.

Do you mean literal halfsies? Because I think that house is about to fall apart. Y'all can split the pieces.


Aims - Apr 22, 2005 1:57:36 pm PDT #8331 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Notice no offers of halfsies, now!


Aims - Apr 22, 2005 1:58:03 pm PDT #8332 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

20 BATHROOMS???

For those parties when 20 people have to pee all at the same time.


aurelia - Apr 22, 2005 2:00:44 pm PDT #8333 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Skipper...

I'll cop to that. I did go back and read after posting. But hey, great minds and all that...

Who's up for a challenge?

I had my challenge spending a year living in an apt that I suspect was not far uphill from there.