Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 1:42:37 pm PDT #8322 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ten kittens it was Comic Sans.

Ahem...

DXMachina "Natter 34: Freak With No Name" Apr 22, 2005 12:22:11 pm PDT

Skipper...

Because then, a week before your paperwork goes before Very Important People, during the week when it's just been discovered that the next Very Important Meeting has been cancelled and paperwork that doesn't make it to this one won't go anywhere for five months and thus the administrators are suddenly processing sixty new forms right up against the deadline, a very hassled administrator will have to track you down while you're doing Very Important Things and get an answer about the piddly little shit question you left blank, which neither of you actually cares about but which, for reasons unknowable to mortal men, will keep your Very Important Paperwork from going to the Very Important Meeting.

Not that this has happened to me.

Can I hope it happened to someone named Krystal?


Steph L. - Apr 22, 2005 1:45:19 pm PDT #8323 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Cincinnati, 4 BR, 2 BA, $7,500. That price is not a typo. Who's up for a challenge?


Kathy A - Apr 22, 2005 1:51:11 pm PDT #8324 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oooh, Oak Park has an early Frank Lloyd Wright house for sale--they're only asking $1.3 million!


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 1:51:17 pm PDT #8325 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Who's up for a challenge?

What the hell are the addendums? Did the hellmouth migrate south from Cleveland?

t Checks available balance on credit card...

Hmmm...


Aims - Apr 22, 2005 1:52:25 pm PDT #8326 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

A modest home.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:52:45 pm PDT #8327 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 1:54:59 pm PDT #8328 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.

That'd be one helluva sitcom.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:56:08 pm PDT #8329 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Unfortunately I think only UPN would pick it up.

Let it not be implied you don't get a lot for $30M.


ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 1:57:26 pm PDT #8330 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

A modest home.

20 BATHROOMS???

I'll go halfsies with you, DX.

Do you mean literal halfsies? Because I think that house is about to fall apart. Y'all can split the pieces.


Aims - Apr 22, 2005 1:57:36 pm PDT #8331 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Notice no offers of halfsies, now!