Zurita has likely become the world's first successful single-parent penguin
Sure
Yeah. The first in captivity, they mean.
Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.
'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 10:56:01 am PDT #7692 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 10:56:06 am PDT #7693 of 10001
What is even happening?
JZ made me go look for the Pope's Livejournal. That didn't take long. (Sadly, not as funny as I hoped it would be.)
Oh brave new world. It really didn't take long at all, did it?
Date created: 2005-04-19 10:06:51
the address is benedictxvi@vatican.vaWhat salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 10:56:47 am PDT #7694 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
"Yo, Ben,"
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 10:57:03 am PDT #7695 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why she gotta have a Takeshawanniqua name, anyway?
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 10:57:09 am PDT #7696 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
amych - Apr 21, 2005 10:57:39 am PDT #7697 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In a letter, "Your Holiness". In email, "Hi, pope!"
(never mind. Tommyrot wins.)
Gudanov - Apr 21, 2005 11:02:44 am PDT #7698 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I wonder what Pope spam looks like.
MAKE BIGGER MIRACLES TODAY
INCREASE YOUR HAT SIZE IN 5 DAYS
HOT RELICS ARE WAITING FOR YOU AT...
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:03:11 am PDT #7699 of 10001
What is even happening?
"Yo, Ben,"
But shouldn't that be followed by a S'up? I don't want it to come across cold.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2005 11:03:58 am PDT #7700 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I wonder what Pope spam looks like.
Wimples. There definitely needs to be something about Wimples somewhere.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:04:05 am PDT #7701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"How's it hanging?", and then you segue into tommyrot's suggestion.