What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 10:57:09 am PDT #7696 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Apr 21, 2005 10:57:39 am PDT #7697 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In a letter, "Your Holiness". In email, "Hi, pope!"
(never mind. Tommyrot wins.)
Gudanov - Apr 21, 2005 11:02:44 am PDT #7698 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I wonder what Pope spam looks like.
MAKE BIGGER MIRACLES TODAY
INCREASE YOUR HAT SIZE IN 5 DAYS
HOT RELICS ARE WAITING FOR YOU AT...
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:03:11 am PDT #7699 of 10001
What is even happening?
"Yo, Ben,"
But shouldn't that be followed by a S'up? I don't want it to come across cold.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2005 11:03:58 am PDT #7700 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I wonder what Pope spam looks like.
Wimples. There definitely needs to be something about Wimples somewhere.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:04:05 am PDT #7701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"How's it hanging?", and then you segue into tommyrot's suggestion.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:04:06 am PDT #7702 of 10001
What is even happening?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
BWAH!!!
(started to write "*choke*" thought about it. couldn't go there. couldn't not.)
Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:04:40 am PDT #7703 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
"Yo, Ben,"
But shouldn't that be followed by a S'up? I don't want it to come across cold.
"Yo, Ben! S'up, G?"
Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2005 11:05:10 am PDT #7704 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"How's it hanging?", and then you segue into tommyrot's suggestion.
The reply, of course, would be "Dunno - I don't like to look down on the unemployed."
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:05:23 am PDT #7705 of 10001
What is even happening?
I don't know, Teppy. I was thinking of changing the "G" to "H".
eta...
For Holiness not Ho