JZ made me go look for the Pope's Livejournal. That didn't take long. (Sadly, not as funny as I hoped it would be.)
Oh brave new world. It really didn't take long at all, did it?
Date created: 2005-04-19 10:06:51
the address is benedictxvi@vatican.va
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
Why she gotta have a Takeshawanniqua name, anyway?
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
In a letter, "Your Holiness". In email, "Hi, pope!"
(never mind. Tommyrot wins.)
I wonder what Pope spam looks like.
MAKE BIGGER MIRACLES TODAY
INCREASE YOUR HAT SIZE IN 5 DAYS
HOT RELICS ARE WAITING FOR YOU AT...
"Yo, Ben,"
But shouldn't that be followed by a S'up? I don't want it to come across cold.
I wonder what Pope spam looks like.
Wimples. There definitely needs to be something about Wimples somewhere.
"How's it hanging?", and then you segue into tommyrot's suggestion.
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
BWAH!!!
(started to write "*choke*" thought about it. couldn't go there. couldn't not.)