You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2005 11:03:58 am PDT #7700 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I wonder what Pope spam looks like.

Wimples. There definitely needs to be something about Wimples somewhere.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:04:05 am PDT #7701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"How's it hanging?", and then you segue into tommyrot's suggestion.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:04:06 am PDT #7702 of 10001
What is even happening?

YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.

BWAH!!!

(started to write "*choke*" thought about it. couldn't go there. couldn't not.)


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:04:40 am PDT #7703 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"Yo, Ben,"

But shouldn't that be followed by a S'up? I don't want it to come across cold.

"Yo, Ben! S'up, G?"


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2005 11:05:10 am PDT #7704 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"How's it hanging?", and then you segue into tommyrot's suggestion.

The reply, of course, would be "Dunno - I don't like to look down on the unemployed."


Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:05:23 am PDT #7705 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't know, Teppy. I was thinking of changing the "G" to "H".

eta...

For Holiness not Ho


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 11:05:29 am PDT #7706 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder what Pope spam looks like.

TREMENDOUS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY!!! MAKE AND SELL YOUR OWN INDULGENCES!!!


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:07:51 am PDT #7707 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I don't know, Teppy. I was thinking of changing the "G" to "H".

eta...

For Holiness not Ho

"Yo, Ben! What up, mah Ho?!?"


Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:10:02 am PDT #7708 of 10001
What is even happening?

MIRACULOUS REDUCTION PLAN! NEW DIET OF WORMS.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:10:36 am PDT #7709 of 10001
What is even happening?

(Did anyone get the Diet of Worms reference? I feel like I just told an insect reflection joke.)