Perkins, if you are still around, how is Sunday looking for you?
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Apr 14, 2005 8:15:23 pm PDT #5841 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Allyson - Apr 14, 2005 8:30:59 pm PDT #5842 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.
Also, I want to scream. Miles to go before I sleep. The next time I have a bright idea about doing a party for a show, someone link me back to this. Unless it's for The Inside, because, well, of course. And ita will be Tim's personal body guard. Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.
Eddie - Apr 14, 2005 8:50:43 pm PDT #5843 of 10001
Your tag here.
I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.
Are you trying to make talking novelty lions?
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 8:56:26 pm PDT #5844 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.
Even if he likes it? Maybe Tim wants to be molested.
So, today, the woman behind the deli counter in the supermarket told me to eat more beef and have more sex. She's not the metaphorical type, I don't think, so I consider those two separate instructions. Then the nurse in the ER¹ tells me that successful black people should be congratulated, since we're coming from 300 years behind. Coming from a black guy, just odd.
¹ Split lip, through and through -- no stitches, but a tetanus jab. May take a sick day tomorrow if the Vicodin I'm about to apply to my headache doesn't wear off in time
Maria - Apr 14, 2005 8:57:51 pm PDT #5845 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I'm covered in hot candle wax.
So you were able to remove the citronella candles from the tiki torch? Which cuss word worked the best?
edit:
I hope you feel better, ita. Was it krav that necessitated a visit to the people with needles?
Eddie - Apr 14, 2005 9:00:59 pm PDT #5846 of 10001
Your tag here.
Ouch, ita. Was this from your martial arts class?
ex post facto x-post with MFNlaw
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 9:05:16 pm PDT #5847 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Right as class was ending, during the other instructor's demonstration using me as the demo dummy, I failed to deflect (well, I failed to realise he was going to punch me -- he was kinda talking to the class) and ate a fist.
I'm gonna look a bit collagened up for a wee while, and if you've seen my lips, well, that's a bit extreme.
But it's LA! I'm finally in the in crowd.
Karl - Apr 14, 2005 9:08:09 pm PDT #5848 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Much lip~ma to you, ita. Just try not to get your front teeth knocked out; people will take you for a Canadian.
Eddie - Apr 14, 2005 9:10:13 pm PDT #5849 of 10001
Your tag here.
Reading your post, the 'Mark' and 'Block' in
ita - Apr 14, 2005 11:05:16 pm PDT #5847 of 5847 Mark Block
struck me as funny... no pun intended.
I need sleep.
Maria - Apr 14, 2005 9:10:36 pm PDT #5850 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
But it's LA! I'm finally in the in crowd.
Not until you grace the front page of awfulplasticsurgery.com. THEN you can say you've made it. The after-effects of a split-lip barely get you on the wrong side of the velvet rope.