I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.

Also, I want to scream. Miles to go before I sleep. The next time I have a bright idea about doing a party for a show, someone link me back to this. Unless it's for The Inside, because, well, of course. And ita will be Tim's personal body guard. Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.

I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.

Are you trying to make talking novelty lions?

Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.

Even if he likes it? Maybe Tim wants to be molested.

So, today, the woman behind the deli counter in the supermarket told me to eat more beef and have more sex. She's not the metaphorical type, I don't think, so I consider those two separate instructions. Then the nurse in the ER¹ tells me that successful black people should be congratulated, since we're coming from 300 years behind. Coming from a black guy, just odd.

¹ Split lip, through and through -- no stitches, but a tetanus jab. May take a sick day tomorrow if the Vicodin I'm about to apply to my headache doesn't wear off in time

I'm covered in hot candle wax.

So you were able to remove the citronella candles from the tiki torch? Which cuss word worked the best?

edit:

I hope you feel better, ita. Was it krav that necessitated a visit to the people with needles?

Ouch, ita. Was this from your martial arts class?

ex post facto x-post with MFNlaw

Right as class was ending, during the other instructor's demonstration using me as the demo dummy, I failed to deflect (well, I failed to realise he was going to punch me -- he was kinda talking to the class) and ate a fist.

I'm gonna look a bit collagened up for a wee while, and if you've seen my lips, well, that's a bit extreme.

But it's LA! I'm finally in the in crowd.

Much lip~ma to you, ita. Just try not to get your front teeth knocked out; people will take you for a Canadian.

Reading your post, the 'Mark' and 'Block' in

ita - Apr 14, 2005 11:05:16 pm PDT #5847 of 5847 Mark Block

struck me as funny... no pun intended.

I need sleep.

But it's LA! I'm finally in the in crowd.

Not until you grace the front page of awfulplasticsurgery.com. THEN you can say you've made it. The after-effects of a split-lip barely get you on the wrong side of the velvet rope.

ita! the hell! You're supposed to be in top form for Saturday!

Notice how I made that all about me?

Seriously, do you have peroxide or something to keep the lip from getting infected? Maybe soak a cloth in some saltwater and lay it across the wound to help it heal. I know a split lip is so hard because when you speak or laugh it opens up again.

Maybe Tim wants to be molested.

Perhaps. But not in public.

Which cuss word worked the best?

I boiled water, and let them soak until they melted. It turns out that halfway down inside the holder were these spike things holding the candle in place. Fuckers.