Ouch, ita. Was this from your martial arts class?
ex post facto x-post with MFNlaw
So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Eddie - Apr 14, 2005 9:00:59 pm PDT #5846 of 10001
Your tag here.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 9:05:16 pm PDT #5847 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Right as class was ending, during the other instructor's demonstration using me as the demo dummy, I failed to deflect (well, I failed to realise he was going to punch me -- he was kinda talking to the class) and ate a fist.
I'm gonna look a bit collagened up for a wee while, and if you've seen my lips, well, that's a bit extreme.
But it's LA! I'm finally in the in crowd.
Karl - Apr 14, 2005 9:08:09 pm PDT #5848 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Much lip~ma to you, ita. Just try not to get your front teeth knocked out; people will take you for a Canadian.
Eddie - Apr 14, 2005 9:10:13 pm PDT #5849 of 10001
Your tag here.
Reading your post, the 'Mark' and 'Block' in
ita - Apr 14, 2005 11:05:16 pm PDT #5847 of 5847 Mark Block
struck me as funny... no pun intended.
I need sleep.
Maria - Apr 14, 2005 9:10:36 pm PDT #5850 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
But it's LA! I'm finally in the in crowd.
Not until you grace the front page of awfulplasticsurgery.com. THEN you can say you've made it. The after-effects of a split-lip barely get you on the wrong side of the velvet rope.
Allyson - Apr 14, 2005 9:16:30 pm PDT #5851 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ita! the hell! You're supposed to be in top form for Saturday!
Notice how I made that all about me?
Seriously, do you have peroxide or something to keep the lip from getting infected? Maybe soak a cloth in some saltwater and lay it across the wound to help it heal. I know a split lip is so hard because when you speak or laugh it opens up again.
Maybe Tim wants to be molested.
Perhaps. But not in public.
Which cuss word worked the best?
I boiled water, and let them soak until they melted. It turns out that halfway down inside the holder were these spike things holding the candle in place. Fuckers.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 9:31:35 pm PDT #5852 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I know a split lip is so hard because when you speak or laugh it opens up again.
I am all about the stiff upper lip. In fact, my accent is as British as it's been in 15 years.
I tried watching a bit of the Daily Show. No go. Even the OC is causing problems. Tried to drink ginger ale, and now it's all over the floor. I'm eyeing an ice cube suspiciously -- I think I'll just count the ice cream a lucky win and try one of the mini ice packs.
I'm never getting to sleep.
It's always the dumb little things.
Kristen - Apr 14, 2005 9:36:05 pm PDT #5853 of 10001
It turns out that halfway down inside the holder were these spike things holding the candle in place.
Because, god forbid, someone tried to burn the candles upside down.
aurelia - Apr 14, 2005 11:04:21 pm PDT #5854 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Ouch, ita. Or congratulations. Whichever you prefer.
Nilly - Apr 14, 2005 11:38:52 pm PDT #5855 of 10001
Swouncing
Skipping hundreds of hundreds of posts, since I won't have a computer access tomorrow, to post that according to the Buffista Calendar, Saturday, the 16th, will be NoiseDesign's birthday, and to send him lots of early wishes.
Have short Fridays and good weekends, everybody. Especially those who are going to Allyson's "Lost" party, but that's pretty much a given because, well, Allyson's party.