We haven't really had the type of sock puppet where a current poster is pretending to be another real person.
Well, just the one time. During The Troubles.
Ah, ha, I would not forget that. That's why I said current poster, as opposed to a banned poster. I've seen SPs on other boards of current posters, but that's kinda pointless here.
Perkins, if you are still around, how is Sunday looking for you?
I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.
Also, I want to scream. Miles to go before I sleep. The next time I have a bright idea about doing a party for a show, someone link me back to this. Unless it's for The Inside, because, well, of course. And ita will be Tim's personal body guard. Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.
I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.
Are you trying to make talking novelty lions?
Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.
Even if he likes it?
Maybe
Tim wants to be molested.
So, today, the woman behind the deli counter in the supermarket told me to eat more beef and have more sex. She's not the metaphorical type, I don't think, so I consider those two separate instructions. Then the nurse in the ER¹ tells me that successful black people should be congratulated, since we're coming from 300 years behind. Coming from a black guy, just odd.
¹ Split lip, through and through -- no stitches, but a tetanus jab. May take a sick day tomorrow if the Vicodin I'm about to apply to my headache doesn't wear off in time
I'm covered in hot candle wax.
So you were able to remove the citronella candles from the tiki torch? Which cuss word worked the best?
edit:
I hope you feel better, ita. Was it krav that necessitated a visit to the people with needles?
Ouch, ita. Was this from your martial arts class?
ex post facto x-post with MFNlaw
Right as class was ending, during the other instructor's demonstration using me as the demo dummy, I failed to deflect (well, I failed to realise he was going to punch me -- he was kinda talking to the class) and ate a fist.
I'm gonna look a bit collagened up for a wee while, and if you've seen my lips, well, that's a bit extreme.
But it's LA! I'm finally in the in crowd.
Much lip~ma to you, ita. Just try not to get your front teeth knocked out; people will take you for a Canadian.